You Are Brave For Reading by Mrs Shinoda at All poetry

You asked for me to describe myself.
You silly little person.

Physical descriptions are easy;
Light red hair, gray blue eyes,
Short, curvy, reasonably pretty.

But when it comes to my mind,
That is the mistake.
It could leave you with nightmares.

I have so much damn free time
I think of people's demise.
The best way to torture them,
Different ways to kill them.
Best of all to physically
Screw them up big-time>

I like depressing, creepy things.
Death, blood, pain, all those.
Things that are socially unexceptable
Are right up my (dark) alley.

I hate frilly, girly crap.
Flowers, rainbows, colors, ick.
If it is popular or preppy,
Die, happy crap, die!!

I love guys, simple as that.
Guys that love you being, that cuddle.
Mature guys that make bad things good.
Guys that are 1 in 1,000,000.

And then there were horror movies.
Horror movies that make little girls cry
Make my day (and my night).

Linkin Park was the gods' gift to punks.
Hard music, angry lyrics, a total babe.
It doesn't get any better than that,
So don't even try, posers!

Aren't I the fucking best?

Author notes

the contest said to make it about yourself, dont lie, and have fun. if you dont like it, bend over and KISS MY ASS!
Written September 4th, 2005

A contest entry

This is me. How are you? by . 444 points, ended September 10, 2005, 11 entries
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Mrs Shinoda
September 11, 2005
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uh, ur welcome. and yes i am vry morbid i favor the blunt ovr anything else, and i seriously lak in tact. and yes, i am vry scary...mwahahahahahaha*cough, hack, cough*hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
now, explain ur think bou linkin park; ok, not punk, but y pop?? they r diffinatly rock, but where do u get ur pop??
and who r anti-lag and misfits?
September 10, 2005
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Evil... You are a meanie! LOL just kidding.. Well this is definately the most interesting poem I've had so far. You are rather blunt are'nt you? No matter. That's what I asked for I suppose. Hmmm... You are scary. So am I. hahahahahaaaa! or should I say muhahahahaha! Oh yeah - ummm I know you don't want to hear this but, while we are being completely honest here - LInkin Park - is not punk. Maybe rock. Definately not punk. I've always classified them as pop anyway. You pick up an Anti-Flag or Misfits record - Then we'll discuss punk.

But overall, I liked the honesty of the poem. Thanks for entering.
The Blind Bandit
September 6, 2005
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whoa....i like this!
Mrs Shinoda
September 6, 2005
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aww, thanx, u r so sweet. and yes, this was 100% true.
Eusebius
September 6, 2005
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Excellent!
Great poem, really neat descriptions (even if you are not really like that it is still great stuff!) You also have a sense of humor which is rare for most of the current crop of serious poets. Fine poem! (I'd leave you an applause but have used them up today.)
Mrs Shinoda
September 5, 2005
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yes, lol. and these r the reasons i hav 2 'sides' to me
rising-2-be-seen
September 5, 2005
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I LOOOOOVE THIS!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh although since i can tell by your name you like mike..lol that rhymed and so did rhyme hahahhaa i think chesters the hottest biatches!!! lol i love all his different beenies and hairstyles!!! YAYA!!!!!! and you werw right i think you may have scared all the little kids off!! hahaha well yeah this was great your an awesome person and i can tell peace babe!!!!!!!
lonelylover
September 4, 2005
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interesting i like it i find this 'side' of u quite intersting different strange and yet hard to not ask y how etc. u no anyway i think this is koolyful ( who said im not weird lol )