I'm looking for a lover
To warm my heart and soul
Someone who'll fill my heart with joy
And stuff my little hole.
I'm really such a randy bird
Although so awfully straight.
I screw a lot and I love to suck
But you'll never see me masturbate.
Don't ever try to probe my butt
With your great willy, please;
That stupendous thing between your legs
Is as thick as most oak trees.
I've never seen a bigger one
And I've seen quite a few;
So keep that whopper to yourself
And out of my tender flue.
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