There are many that knock on education’s door
Half willing to put forth the effort it takes
To get smarter, work harder and qualify
For much much better payrolls
However, some only apply and knock to look smart
And never stick around when education comes to the door
Those are the people that don’t have much going on upstairs
Because the downstairs is too busy getting laid.
Some pay for education, some pay for sex
Why not pay your hooker to educate you-
Math has never ever been that hot—ever
Author notes
Written August 27th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Awaken The Comatose Muse by Almighty Aphrodite.
300 points, ended September 8, 2005, 11 entries
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hey, I know math, I know you're numerically dyslexic and can't read big numbers....want to study?
RAWR!
love the new photos on VF and here -
Where'd you manage to get this background from? It reminds me of intermission before movies
Personally, I hate math and think that algebra is the work of the devil
but I love your comedic expeditions here. I would've never thought of learning anything from a hooker--most prostitutes are either forced into it or else turn there for fast cash, but I doubt if any one of them can count much more than money You also took a smart stab at society and how it focuses more on a person's looks than their intellect. I know people who have spent down to their last penny on appearances, yet could never attract a mate because they have no formal skills. Hmmm....
I have to ponder this one
Many blessings,
Raven Aurora
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I like this a lot, and I think it's really cool. Not to meantion I love the background.
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