They never stop amazing me,
The inventors of this century.
The latest modern gadget fad
Is the anti-bacterial toilet pad.
Whilst I've always shined my piece
With nothing more than elbow grease
It seems I have been most remiss
It must be cleaner where I ... pee!
No more yucky toilet brush
Use disposable wipes , so soft and lush!
A million bucks in R & D
Ensure safer bogs for you and me.
There's endless things that you can do
In your whiter, brighter, spotless loo !?
Maybe next years charity lunch
They'll use the bowl to serve the punch.
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Written August 19th, 2005
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Wandered in and got a smile for my troubles which is hard to do before coffee this AM.
This is clever and fun.
Happy I found it.
David -
LOL That's a killer ending. I use those disposable toilet wipes too. No matter what you use, it's a gross and irritating bit of housekeeping. I want some of that punch!
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Well done! I can't say much more than that, but this is very funny!
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Yes I can relate to this, and thanks for making me laugh, isn't the whole world just disposable now. Very funny, with at touch of social comment. Good one!
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They say, and I believe, that body odor was invented on Madison Avenue. Why is it so many of us are so easily led to plop down cash for the newest "you just gotta have" products that humans have existed without for so many millenia? I'm afraid you'll find me there too. Sad, isn't it?
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Dang! I didn’t know it required stress… and there’s me trying to relax! (Whatever it is – it’s good!ˇ)
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Finally I'm stressed out enough to write... phew what a relief !??!
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Yeah! It’s also a huge flaw in logic – the germs from here ~ &etc. – But you just said the germs were there in the first place!ˇ
Provided you can con enough of the people enough of the time – you can make money!
You sure are on a roll!ˇ
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lmfaoooooooooo
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Oh for a sec I thought it was for the seat, now that would have been handy while travelling, then I realised you have to clean the bowl wih it. Hmmmm
love the punch (pardon the pun) line
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No bucket! Where's the water go??? Or is it a new disposable dry cleaning system I could write a crap poem about LOL!
I have to agree with you some things should be disposable... like tissues and condoms ... but don't we take it all a tad too far?
Hell, folks are starving and toiletless while we fork out millions on this crap...
Thanks for popping in
Kyla X -
HAH! Excellent! Everything may be disposable these days, but you have to admit it makes some things a whole lot easier. I still have a regular toilet brush, you know the kind that holds all the nice germies, but I gave in this year and bought one of those swiffer mops where you throw out the cleaning cloth once you're done. There's no bucket, so I like it
(where would we be if they hadn't invented the tissue? we'd all be carrying around snotty hankies )
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ha, ha.. yes you can get everything disposable these days, floor wipes, dusters, plates, but I am going to be the genius who invents the disposable saucepan!
I still get down on my hands and knees to wash the floor and still use a bar of soap and a scrubbing brush.. a scrubber to the end !!!!!!
Barbxx
Why when you are on my favourites doesn't your new poems show up?
Edited on Aug 23, 2:12 because 'soap don't come in fars'.
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