So I’m standing there in this big, fuckin’ pool of shit
and these three annoying morons strut by
like big swingin’ dicks
and I’m saying to myself,
“I just wish some beautiful babe would come along
and just blow the fuckin’ living crap out of these dipshits!"
...and guess what happens next?
No, a babe doesn’t come by and blow the fuckin’ shit out of the fuckers!
First she freezes time, and we get it on for a while,
both fully knowing what she’s going to do with those three arrogant bastards
when we’re done with each other…
So I lean back with a smoke, and she says,
“OK, watch THIS!”
I’m cracking up watching the ‘oh’ on their fuckin’ faces!
the friggin’ pewks!
The other two dudes?
She vaporizes them from the ass up,
and looks my way for an approving gesture.
I give her a thumbs up
with a satisfied smile.
She seems a little tense,
because she just went over her quota of bastard-vaporizing for the day.
If her supervisor finds out, she'll end up in shipping/receiving.
Well, there’s plenty more bastards where they came from,
and tomorrow’s another day…
She invites me to her place.
We have a nice night,
talking.
She bakes me brownies.
Such a pleasant girl.
Reflects my personality.
I think I like her.
Bronze trophy winner
Adding your comment:
well I have to admit that you had me chuckling here and there while I was reading it 
and you made it on with her 
you are quite a daredevil 
wish you the best of luck!
*nod nod* Awesome poem 
smooch (no smiley for that one...)
