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My Master Will Blast Me

 






Now,
I'm not even going to try to emulate Ms. blaster-

that is for the trophy hopefuls to vie for;

and I know she will silently blast me if I don't enter,
so...


how about an unrestrained, bubbly outburst of a tribute
(that only I can do!) instead?


To My Favorite Master:

Now Di has written a million words
and very creative they are,
with hidden stories within
that move the emotions

and cause the mind to wander afar


so I play her audio tape in my car...
(I'll bet she didn't know she had one)


Now Di was amused
while my brain was confused
as I thought her a Brit, she must have thought me a nit,

and she could have given me quite a hazing
but 'twas all those Shakespearean Sonnets
that alas threw me on it...
and Di?
She still says 'Hello' from Italy. Simply amazing!


What? She is a Brit living in Italy?
I... um... er... so


Her heart knows no bounds;

let me be the first to say: zounds!
and her heart beats with meter and rhyme;

through her stanzas galore,

a veritable candy store
where readers can poetically wile away their time.




Now if Di ever stopped writing,
I would personally travel to Italy
and knock on her door and say, "Whassup with that, Di?"

and if Di ever began to think that people
do not appreciate her intricate writing,
I will personally travel to Italy
and knock on her door and say, "Whatssup with that, Di?"

and have you ever seen Di sad?
Well, if I EVER see even a hint of sadness from Di
I will personally travel to Italy
and knock on her door and say, "Whatssup with that, Di?"
or at least get the Pope to go do it...

and with my luck she will have moved back to England
to write more Shakespearean Sonnets,

and I will have been left with one annoyed Pope on my hands...





And, oh, by the way, if Di and I were Anime,
this would NOT be us...















 
really!
Well, ms. masterblaster,
all I can say is you've touched me!
Oh... uh... er...
ahem...
The End

 

Author notes

the friendship between Di and I is just beginning. I hope this doesn't kill it!
Written August 11th, 2005

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  • Flowergirl
    August 17, 2005
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    nice poem i even like the picture at the end.....that really brings up the poem.....well good luck on u'r writting and keep it up......


  • wbiro gold member
    August 11, 2005
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    Well! Hellooooooo, Kimberly! Fancy meeting YOU here, my favorite, ahem, Intern! (looking for an exit before I'm axe murdered before my next 'ahem'...)!!!
    I'd better give you a few of these, and quick...
    and a few of these


  • Touchof1der silver member
    August 11, 2005
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    Ahem indeed!!!

    The poem is a sweet tribute to a very lovely woman. She is always so busy writing words to bring pleasure to all the members here... Kudos to you Di!!

    I will see you later MR Biro!!!

  • wbiro gold member
    August 11, 2005
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    Thank you, Eris, and a thousand apologies to your tummy!


  • Utok Bulinaw
    August 11, 2005
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    Lolz, I am laughing so hard my tummy hurts. Thank you for this entry. Thank you for the laughter. Cheers! Eris


  • suseann
    August 11, 2005
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    This is a wonderful tribute piece to Madam Masterblaster and I can see she loved it too! If it should ever come to the afore mentioned disaster,you stop by and pick me up.I'm going with you.But I don't think we have a worry in the world with that.Grand write Sir!~~~Suseann


  • wbiro gold member
    August 11, 2005
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    5:55am there, and I'm burning the midnight oil here, a few minutes to midnight! A wonder our paths ever cross!


  • masterblaster gold member
    August 11, 2005
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    Hi my friend, a super write I needed this this morning , it's 5.55am just got up and it 's going to be a long day, thanks a million, I loved this I think I will have to find other trophys for this comp that my little AP sister is running,thanks a million, a big hug Di

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