The men who make nylons
Should hang from steel pylons,
With hosiery flying
(-Where they'll be quick-drying!)
And I said to myself...
The men who make nylons
Should hang from steel pylons,
With hosiery flying
(-Where they'll be quick-drying!)
The men who make nylons
Should hang from steel pylons,
With hosiery flying
(-Where they'll be quick-drying!)
Author notes
I hope this fits what you're looking for! However, I must admit that, as a Christian, I would never wish to hurt anyone, even if I really DON'T like nylons that much! 
Written August 10th, 2005
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A contest entry
- Contest: And I Said to Myself ... by Diseased Mind.
300 points, ended August 24, 2005, 5 entries
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HEHEHE after college I switched to knee highs. Long skirts are wonderful LOL. This is funny.
Beka -
declaring allegiance to the nylon haters!
CUTE!! I join your nylon-hating ranks, while simultaneously wishing you good and best of luck in the contest! DOWN WITH hose!!!!! -
Smiling in the Know
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! To all women who have EVER just ONCE struggled with these incredulous things. I gave them up in 1999 and NEVER went back. LOL. Wonderful work. Just a pleasrue to read. What a way to have my
this morning. Thank you. ~Pam 
Edited on Aug 11, 3:36 because 'I can.
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