Hey, Put me down, lemme outta here you big babboon!
can't a guy walk along the street without you picking him up?
Fish! what ya mean I taste like fish? I'm a cat doggone it!
Stop it! you're slobbering all over my fur, lemme go Bozo!
Where're you taking me? No! Not there! don't take me there!
You're gonna bury me? Hey wait a minute, I'm not a bone!
Oh my Gawd, I gotta get outta here! Now's my chance.
Try and catch me now you flea bitten mutt, I'm off home.
Author notes
I chose option 3 because I'm brain dead
Just a bit of silliness
Written July 28th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- 8 lines only! by babyalah.
350 points, ended August 4, 2005, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Huguenauties Contest #24: Catz, cats and more cats... by huguenauties.
550 points, ended November 14, 2007, 9 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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What a funny poem and picture!
tastes like fish, that cat was well fed
I really enjoyed your cat/dog poem, it made me laugh!
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LOL This is so funny! It reminds me of our dog. He and one of the cats love to play together. The dog takes the cat by his ear and will drag him halfway across the room.
The cat doesn't seem to mind a bit though, so we let 'em have their fun. 
Love the pic and the poem!
Good luck in the contest and best wishes,
~J.
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This is so cute, Jen. I really enjoyed the pic' and the poem!
Best of Luck in the contest!
Hugs,
Maureen
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Dear Jen,
I LOVE IT!! Come here and let me rub you all over and dry your fur!! LOL.
Sorry I'm so late with comment but as you know I only just got my computer back and this is my first chance to catch up.
Best of luck in the voting with this cracker entry.
Applause, love and hugs, XXX Hugh (R.)
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Dear Jen, HaHA glad to see the cat got away from that doggone dog, a great picture.
Love A/J
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Hey, now wait a minute... It's supposed to be something the cat drug in not the dog drug in. Leave it to a dog to get things all mixed up.
This is so cute, Jen
Good luck in the contest :0
Dee
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People keep mentioning option 3, is there one? I don't remember, I must have been drunk on Moxie when I posted it. I'd go look at the contest but I'm too lazy, lol.
Oh my Catz will have a heart attack when she reads your poem and sees that graphic...now me, I rather dislike cats, they're cute and all but they don't play fetch or follow you around and stuff. You did solve one thing I've always wondered...what do cats taste like...now I don't have to go catch a stray and cook it...
It's cute and yet it's Yemish too!
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How did I miss this one Jen? Maybe we didn't know each other back then.
This is hilarious and it's given my a big laugh which makes me feel better. I love the picture.
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Oh my Gawd!
This is wonderful...I can just hear the panic in that poor cat's meow when it finally figures out it is going to be buried like a bone......glad you were brain dead so I got a chance to read this...
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Cute and Funny!
Gosh, I hope my cat Bubbles or Bubzie as she's called never get into this type of predicament. Poor kitty, well at least she got away and ran back home. Cute poem with plenty of imagination.
Avril
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Good humorous treatise...imaginative play of words...and an equally hilarious pic --Shubs
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Hey Vic, glad you like it, I am crazy hey, but it's good to laugh...you didn't KNOW Janice was an Aussie? we are awesome Aussie gals, arn't we
jenni
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3 stars ***
........... oh my oh my.......... i think you are a gone case of mental illness.... fully crap crazy bone with great sense of humour ......... i think the cat would have rather called spiders to help her 
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this was funny write.. nice one
hey up above.. janice m picket if from australia too .. wow.. you all awesom aussie ladies
hugs and kisses to his butterfly queen and pluff pluff spongey doll
gives choco
take cares and have a nice time my dear friend............ just keep it up........... your humble little friend........ .......... ........... 
........... - vic ( who elsE?? )
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Oh geesh, I loved this, it made me laugh! You did a great job, and I liked the piccy of the doggie and the cat. goodluck and congrats on a good poem.
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Oh my Jen Just what have you been up to to come up with this
It really cracked me up
Best of luck in the contest
Luv Mia
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excellent
Jen you did an outstanding job of this. True Aussie Humour here. Good Luck in this contest.
Hugs
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This is a really funny poem and I agree it deserves aplaud..
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OMG!! LMFAO!! That was really good!! had me giggling way. i had to read it again! this was a really great poem and does what I ask! well done and good luck in my contest. I appluad you for this
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