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Jelly-bellied Scargle-wanister

If you're ever
A walkin' down the street...
Make quite sure where
You put those feet.
Roloming-vhoning
Frinticles hidden a-WAY!
Y'could lose your
Opniculm life right to-DAY!

Cause' he's the
Jelly-bellied
Scargle-
WA-NIS-TEEER,
He's a' watching over you
No matter what you do!
Cause' he's the
Jelly-bellied
Scargle-
WA-NIS-TEEER,
Keep in mind that
He's invisible
To all but
ME!

Whoa-ho; What's that?
I don't believe my eyes!
What a coincidental-
Farzalocious surprise!
But if the twandling-
Slumpifonal tidbits proven e-RECT...
Does only know that
We are now not more per-FECT!

Cause' he's the
Jelly-bellied
Scargle-
WA-NIS-TEEER,
He's really earned his fame
By driving us in-SANE!
Cause' he's the
Jelly-bellied
Scargle-
WA-NIS-TEEER,
We're endowed
In fanta-
SIES!

Energizer moonlids with
Nallibullcud ush-ROTE!
Linzation krillianaring
All by the fluff of his THROAT!
W'may be crazy, or even
LOST OUR MINDS!
But there's no worries; we only stand
FOR ALL MANKIND!

Cause' he's the
Jelly-bellied
Scargle-
WA-NIS-TEEER,
We've only made an excuse
To explain all our abuse!
Cause' he's the
Jelly-bellied
Scargle-
WA-NIS-TEEER...
Well duh!
He
Doesn't
EXIST!!!


Author notes

Once again... I'm bored but somehow this got meaning into it. Cuh-razy man! Yes, in the part about standing or mankind, well... face it. It's insane. O' well, enjoy!
--Trillian =P
Written July 23rd, 2005

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  • Trillian
    July 25, 2005
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    Gee thanks... yeah I wrote it to a little tune I made up, and I was going for an insane and outgoingly weird type of write, but Dr. Seuss works also! =P and... you're welcome...
    --Trillian =P


  • Ghost of a Siren
    July 25, 2005
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    omg this was so funny, I actually had a little music beat going off in my head when I read this, it reminds me a little of Dr. Seuse hope that doesn't offend you I think it's great.

  • Trillian
    July 24, 2005
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    Hee hee I agree... I was bored, ok? And I made my own tune to it... yeah
    --Trillian =P

  • DuchessAura of Brie
    July 23, 2005
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    yay! first to comment!
    ok.... i know you can do better dasha!