THIS IS THE TEXT OF EDNA'S TAPE RECORDING........
EDNA: I believe you recently had a gay little adventure, Vladimir. So why don’t you tell me all about it? I can see you are simply dying to get it off your chest…
VLADIMIR: Well, Edna, it happened like this. I hadn't cruised the kinky toilet in the park for months and I was fucking randy, absolutely dying for a really good session, so I thought I'd go along here after the pub shut and see what was up, see if there was any hardcore gay sex action. I wore some sexy undies under my jeans, you know the sort of stuff: red open crotch panties, suspenders and black fishnet stockings. My cock kept dribbling as I was in the pub, just thinking of what might happen down the toilet. At closing time, I left the pub, my carrier bag in my hand, with a big anticipatory bulge in my pants.
EDNA [gulp] And then what happened, Vladimir, dear?
VLADIMIR: Once I got to the toilet, I was surprised there was no one inside, but there were a few nearby shadows in the park, people smoking cigarettes, walking round, looking for it. Once in the toilet, I selected the cleanest cubicle and took off my jeans and shirt and put them into the carrier bag. I replaced my normal shoes and socks with the white high heeled women's shoes I had waiting in the carrier. Then I waited in the cubicle for someone to come into the toilet.
After only a few moments, I heard footsteps and I looked under the door to see who was there at the urinal. It was a short muscular looking man wearing jeans and Doc Martens. I could see he wasn't pissing, but just standing there, though I couldn't see his face. I opened the cubicle door and he turned around to see who was there, so I opened the door wide open so he could see me standing there in the stockings, suspenders and silk panties with my stiff cock sticking out of the hole in them.
He was about forty and very butch looking with close cropped hair and I could see his cock hardening as he looked at me. I went over to him and took his cock in my hand and he grabbed hold of mine and started rubbing it. I got down on my knees and took his short, fat, uncircumcised knob in my mouth; it tasted salty and fucking gorgeous. He grabbed hold of the back of my head and forced his cock deep down my throat nearly making me gag. I could smell the odour of his pubic hair and I loved it. He said, "Keep sucking it, you pansy cunt, or I'll pull your fucking head off." I loved him talking dirty like that to me.
EDNA [getting a bit excited] That seems very bold of you both. What happened next?
VLADIMIR: In what seemed no time at all, I felt him tense and then I got an enormous mouthful of his hot spunk. I'd never known anyone come so much, he must have had a week's worth in his balls. After he'd come, he took his cock out of my mouth, put it away and zipped himself up. I started to get to my feet, but he pushed me backwards onto the filthy floor. ‘You're lucky I don't knock your face in, you cunt,’ he said as he went out. I love my men to be a bit rough with me, so I was very excited by this. I half hoped he would punch me but he didn't.
EDNA: [Wiping forehead] Well, that’s really very interesting. Did you go home then, dear, or were you still up for it, as the expression goes, Vladimir?
VLADIMIR: I got up and dusted myself down. I could taste his come in my mouth, it was fucking delicious. I was still incredibly excited, my cock was absolutely rigid and I knew I just needed to give it a couple of rubs and I'd shoot my wad, but I wanted more sex, and I knew once I came, I would just feel like going home. So I went back into my cubicle and waited to see if anyone else came in.
After about five minutes I heard footsteps, followed by more footsteps again and I looked under the door a second time. There were two men standing there and, by straining my neck, I could see they were groping each other. One had one hand on the other's arse and his other hand on his cock and the other man was working on the first man's cock as well.
I let the door open and they both swung round as they hadn't known there was anyone else in the toilet. They saw me and looked relieved it wasn't a policeman lurking in there. One was quite young, about twenty or twenty five, but he was a bit skinny and effeminate-looking. The other one was much older, about fifty, but he was much better looking and I could see he had a huge cock on him. I walked over to them in my sexy rigout and joined in with the wanking. They both started feeling my arse under my panties.
I turned round and bent over, my hands on the toilet cubicle doorposts, stuck my arse out invitingly and pulled my panties down to my knees. ’Why don't you fuck me?’ I said, bold as brass. The older man, the one with the big cock, left the young skinny guy and took up the offer I had made. He undid his trousers and pulled his underpants down to reveal the full length of his enormous dick and his big hairy balls. He spat on his hand and rubbed it on his cock, but he needn't have bothered because I had already lubed my arse when I was waiting in my cubicle.
He slipped his big cock up my moist arsehole without much difficulty and then started fucking me gently. I told him to fuck me harder, to fuck me harder than he had ever fucked anyone in his life, so he started to really ram it up my hole. God, I loved it.
EDNA [sweating with mounting excitement and unable to resist touching herself] Mmmmm. I wish I’d been there to see that, I really, really do. But don’t let me disturb your narrative flow, darling….
VLADIMIR: Then the young skinny guy got down on his knees in front of me and took my knob in his mouth. Each time the man who was giving it to me thrust hard into me, I jolted forward and rammed my cock deep into the skinny guy's mouth. I was moaning with ecstasy as I got fucked and sucked by two complete strangers. The guy with the big cock couldn't last long and soon shot his load up my arse and as he did it he said, ‘O Christ, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm shooting my spunk up your fucking arsehole.’ This made me incredibly excited and I came off in the younger man's mouth. The skinny youngster was wanking his own cock as he knelt in front of me and I know he came as I felt the sperm splashing on my stockinged legs.
As he removed his still fat cock from my gaping hole, a stream of the older man's spunk ran down my legs. He said he wished his wife would let him fuck her in the arsehole like that. I went to kiss him but when he smelled the sperm on my face from the butch one I'd sucked off earlier, he wasn't having any of it and left with a mumbled goodbye.
The younger man had now got to his feet and was standing in front of me as he buttoned himself up. He said ‘We can wait a few minutes and then we can do it again if you like. I'd love you to fuck me, you've got a lovely cock.’ But it was no good, the magic had passed and I told him to bugger off.
So I went back into the cubicle, got changed back into my ordinary clothes and left the toilet. I could feel spunk oozing out of my arsehole and I could taste the first load in my mouth still. I had a smile on my face. It had been a great night out.
EDNA: [Removing her hand from inside her panties as unobtrusively as possible and trying to disguise the fact she has just had a cataclysmic orgasm] Wow, that’s really a very exciting story. It’s made old Edna quite hot and bothered. You really are a very naughty boy, Vladimir.
VLADIMIR: Would you like me to tell you about what happened to me in the old cinema down by the docks?
EDNA: [still throbbing a bit] No, dear, that will be the subject of another interview. We don't want to over-excite our readers, do we?
THE END
Author notes
We won a silver and a bronze cup for this little epic, wow, that'll be nice for golden showers. Please applaud as 20 have done so to date and I want to get it up to 100. This tale used to be on storywrite.com until that got updated and too complicated for me.
Vladimir reappears in EDNA'S CHRISTMAS PARTY: allpoetry.com/poem/1651379 ....
Or if you like Vladimir, you might also like to meet Victor the Voyeur: allpoetry.com/poem/1407600 - or you might not.
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- Edna's GAYER than GAY poems! • next in list
- Edna's Interviews • next in list
A contest entry
- Perversion by Engelbert Humpalot.
333 points, ended November 7, 2006, 14 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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I enjoyed reading it
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Not really to my...
......er.....taste Edna, if you'll pardon the expression, and nowhere near IMHO as good as the Merde story I've just read.
Perhaps I'm just a little naive?
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Naive? Toi? L'homme qui habite à Languedoc mais qui n'aime pas la belle cuisine francaise?
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Thank you for your entry into my contest
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I NEED A COLD SHOWER AND NOW!!!!! Oh my this was a stunner, a great piece I assure you. Very intriguing and had me hooked from beginning to end. (and even a few of my friends - and they aren't even gay
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Good Luck and I hope to read a lot more of your work soon.
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hey shouldn't this be in story write? good tho. keep up the good work.
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Whoa...well...I loved it! Hehe I thought it was FANTASTIC! Keep up the good work!
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That was excellent. Wicked, humourous, lots of fun.
There was a "toilet in the park" round the corner from where I used to live in the days of my youth. It was always getting raided by Police and strange, seedy, middle aged businessmen being carted off in the back of the Van.
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I love the interview style of this piece Edna. A very entertaining read, even for an oldish "hetero" lady like myself, but you've only got to mention the cock word and I'm away! A rude realistic randy read.
Ann
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A most interesting look into a world I sometimes think deeply about
I truly enjoyed this read and the scenes painted out. Very few people would ever admit to something like this.
Thank you for sharing.
Let the ink flow and your fingers dance
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You think DEEPLY about cottaging?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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didn't have time to read. Good luck in the contest.
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How delightful that you dropped by to tell me you didn't read my little story! I appreciate your having clicked on it and then not having read it very much indeed and will try to repay the compliment.
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This scenario was a lot of fun to read, and very cleverly written...but I'm afraid I have to tell you it's not what I was looking for. It's definitely more perverted than homosexual love. I'm sorry, but keep up the great work!
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Good God! This is wonderfully perverse. I wish I knew where this toilet was as I would deffo take my camera along for a good flash.
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Follow the links. And also enter my lovely new contest!
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh how delightful! I have been reading this, and other works by you this morning and have laughed uncontrollably! My, what a breath of fresh air indeed in this dismal place of tween angst and "Tell me all about your puppy" I shall continue to have my morning coffee with your works each morning. Divine, lovey! ta-ta!
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You wanted a gay entry. What's wrong?
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Talk about not following the rules of my contest.
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what is this from? did you make this up?
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Dear Kyleen
Thank you for your kind words! Edna has done several other "interviews"; her favourite is "Edna's Interview with the dogging voyeur" ( www.allpoetry.com/poem/1467307 ); also "Peeping" ( www.allpoetry.com/poem/1389955 ).
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Miss Edna, this is my favorite piece of yours. I have read it at least three times, if not more. It's just so amazing. I don't know how you do it. Did you end up doing any more interviews? Like a cinema one? I'd love to read it.
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Dear Tony
I shall contact Vladimir and tell them he has a hetero admirer. He will be thrilled and will wear his nicest frock when he comes round to see you.
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boneriffic!
good job! i'm not even gay, and this got me a little hard!
well, maybe more than a little. 
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Well I have read various pieces of yours and once again you have pulled off quite a bold and descriptive piece. Well-done
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Ewwww... toilet in the park! lol germs! Deep into the mind of Vladimir we go... white high heels with hairy guy legs under the cubicle door... if I saw that... well... and then he opens the door in his full regailia... a sight that would be burned forever into the mind of any beholder! Oops- tech note- this part is a bit fuzzy image-wise, needs work: "One had one hand on the other's arse and his other hand on his cock and the other man was working on the first man's cock as well." Then a little spit and... the big spurting finale! and lol not having any of that spunky kiss! the magic had passed and the 'bugger off'! then the oozing smile... such a naughty boy! Oh yeah, great write, Edna! Something tells me this isn't your first, quite polished! Your fine writing here will raise the writing standards bar for anyone who reads it...
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WOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! OMG! that was so ooberly dirty, and...nasty, but sexy and....jusy wow I'm ata loss of words aI didn't expect THAT much detail...well I rocked THANK YOU SOOO much for sharing this with us and I look forward to more "Adventures"
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Interesting to say the least....good job
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See Edna this is why you must runaway with me and we'll shack up and play dress~up all day long. Got one tiny bitty complaint not sure the white heels go with the rest of Vlad's attire. maybe a copy of Dorthy's famous sparklers with 4" heels! That would be fantastic. i hope to soon find the cinema tale as that would be the topper on my sundae. See you soon Sweet one.quite vivid in imagery...I agree you could definetly market this and probably turn a small profit if not a huge one...I think it would sell very nicely
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Awesome write I could not help but see Dracula (Vladmir) standing there
lolVery exciting and quite vivid in imagery...I agree you could definetly market this and probably turn a small profit if not a huge one...I think it would sell very nicely.
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Oh... oh my. I like. But i don't. Then i do for the humor of it. And then i don't because it is kind of sick. And then i do because it's so perfect. Fantastic, i know of no one else who can write like you do. Great stuff
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that was dirty...awesum tho reminded me of this time when...oh well it was good 8 roses
Tony
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wow!
that was incredibly sexy and raunchy and dirty, i love it!
you really have a talent with writing particurlly nasty things and making them come out great.
i cant wait to read the cinema story.
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Note to whoever copied out the entire story and then said this was the bit he didn't like and whose comment was subsequently removed, but whose name I have mercifully forgotten:
Don't you think it's a bit pathetic to score a few points by copying out the entire piece? I think so, which is why I shall report you to the AP authorities for unacceptable behaviour.
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Perfection, a brilliant use of talent and kno
See Edna this is why you must runaway with me and we'll shack up and play dress~up all day long. Got one tiny bitty complaint not sure the white heels go with the rest of Vlad's attire. maybe a copy of Dorthy's famous sparklers with 4" heels! That would be fantastic. i hope to soon find the cinema tale as that would be the topper on my sundae. See you soon Sweet one. -
hehehe... sorry... I was feeling... especially hyper right then... >.< I still <3 this... *gigglz*
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while the subject matter wasn't my cup of tea (i'm a lesbian haha), i kind of asked for it by clicking this. nonetheless i found the heavily detailed discriptions to be funny and dirty, and overall, this was very well written
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Dear angelicverse
That is incredibly amusing and adult of you, dear. Feeling better? Got a few extra silly points, dear? -
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3!!!!! I loved it... that was like... OMG AWESOME!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3... *coughs* Okie... I'll leave you alone now... *wanders off* -
Edna,
i LOVED THIS, i FUCKING LOVED IT! iT WAS SO VULGAR AND DIRECT AND RAUNCHY AND DISGUSTING AND INTERESTING AND WONDEFUL! This was flipping excellent! Just phenomenal. It was an orgasm in itself and I loved the vulgar imagery and the originality of this piece. Vladimir? What a fucking incredible name! You woouldn't think that a guy named Vladimir would be gay, maybe into vampires and the paranormal...This was so exciting! I loved it!
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i dont know what i could say to express to you how much i enjoyed reading this, this will definatly be one that ill be bookmarking for another day. this leaves me wanting more to read so i will be off soon to more of your poetry and to see what i can find, im sure that it will be a treasure to read your writings. i think that you were very creative with the interview or one on one convo., and the description is amazing as i could see it all very vividly in my mind. and of course i love the colors that you chose to put this in, im deeply in love with purple and black. anyways, ill wrap my babbling up by saying, i thank you for writing and posting this read, and wish you all the luck in the world for first, i know thats where you would be if it were up to me. thank you again. ~Julzzz~ -
How true, how very true. What what care I for money and porn-shop fame? I only crave the praise of aficionados of filth.
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Hot porno.
There, I said it. In my humble opinion, dear, this isn't fit for silly contests in the internet. You could earn money off this by anonymously publishing it in some obscure shop in Soho. Really. Lots of gals will buy it, and faghags too. :-P
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HOTT!
I really liked the style of this piece. Formatting it to be an interview is very clever...and it works. This is a very hot story, I know you passed that part of the contest. Good Luck! -
Does that mean you liked it, thought it was brilliant and wonderful, or just a bucket of fag porn?
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So absolutely and incredibly bizarre. ;-p
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Wow, this, I found, to be rather humorous. But mostly hott. I love random sex in bathrooms, it's much fun to read.
Wonderful job and do keep up the good work.
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Interesting piece Keep writing, I liked this a lot, very erotic and an interesting format
All the best,
Thanks for entering
Pozo
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Wow, I really am speechless, I don't know what to say, I've never read anything like this before, your writes are so erotic and very descriptive. It's very vivd in the mind as you read. Thanks for sharing.
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Edna dear for one so sweet you really know how to turn up the heat.Another splendid erotic piece of writing and enjoyed the way you used the interview style!
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Well done. I always enjoy gay male erotica. The interview format was also very cool, lent it a little something extra, though I can not say for sure what. This was a well done and detailed piece. I like my porn raw and unfettered by flowery words, you delivered there. Also, yes, good grammar indeed.
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And so, did the old man bugger you for a bold finish. And when done, did he wipe of his knotty old root on your curtains. That is what we call a " Dirty Sanchez". Try vinagar to clean it up. Or chewing for a while. Either enzime should work.
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