*She told me "write of pop tarts and cows
or small poodles" but I didn't know how
I love Taco's but no I've never run out
and chrome chickens? Now what's that about?
so with head rested in hands I posed
and was thinking but then I just dozed
and it came to me, all in a dream
top hilarity, man this was a scream
A cow that was dressed as a pop tart
squeezed and he let out a top fart
as he sat on a small poodles head
he just laughed, as he chuckled and said
"You should have been chrome like the chicken
he wasn't squirmin' or kickin'"
but the cow loved to eat taco's you see
yet bad gas was the unfortunate fee.
His sense of humour was well.. kinda sick
but then the poodles' mind started to tick
about this cow that liked dressing as tarts
without his taco's he can't release farts
so the small poodle and the chrome chicken
looked at each other and their minds started clickin'
so when the weirdo, tart cow fell asleep
the two of them started to creep
They took all the tacos and they hid them
giggled as they knew they would kid him
that taco's were never there in the first place
that he would find them would be the worst case
but he didn't so their plan kinda worked
poodle and chicken tried not to laugh as they smirked
but he bought more, they could have just died
but instead poodle and chicken just cried.
~~~*
Author notes
My Fav Quote "The Rose that grew from the concrete" this one line and title of a Tupac poem seems to sum up so much to me.
Written July 21st, 2005
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A contest entry
- Just try and AmUsE me people.... by Eyes Wide Shut.
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Taco's... lots and lots of taco's
Very odd indeed
I like it
T'was very random ^^
I wish you the best of luck!
Claire x -
Actually I know the rose that grew from concrete. I thought it was a book? maybe it was something I just read. Your rhyming ability is over the top great! Your mind is by far out in left field, which made it humorous with the whole thought process.
Thanks for entering good luck in the contest. -
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AH I"M LAUGHING!!! HUMOR makes the world go round! Am I right or am I right? Right, I think this is one of the first humor poems in one of my contests where I really did laugh! Great Job! I'll applaud you for that but don't expect anymore! Unless I really REALLY LIKE it...
Best of Luck
Aelo -
Funny
Lol... this take you all over the place. great poem. thank you for entering -
good job and good luck!
LOL this was funny...Im not one for "funny poems" but i liked this, Good job
Peace and love
Ellie -
Fascinating imagery in this one. The title kind of made me curious, I hesitated thinking it was just another rant. Pleasantly surprised to find a good poem. Good luck with the contest.
Red -
oh dear.
that is um... quite disturbing.
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Well, considering the guideline I think you did a really good job . . . I laughed. Good luck with the contest!
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