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David Bowie's Pants

Guacamole is yummy....
until explodes.
With the duckies and the fishies.
Guacamole up your nose!

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

What is your name?
What is my name?
I'm having an identity crisis.
POPCORN!

If you were a penguin,
where would you go?
Let's go to Antarctica to chill with the penguins.
Just don't eat the yellow snow!

COUNTDOWN......

5.......
4.......
3.......
2.......
1.......


OUT COME THE WOLVES!
Lets unleash the bats!
COWS WITH GUNS!
Chickens in choppers!

Where am I again?
Hello?
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!
ITS A GIANT GORILLA!

IT'S THE HOLY CHEESE!

LOOK! ITS THE SACRED DAVID BOWIE PANTS!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LETS RUN IN CIRCLES!

Ha ha, you're dead!

Author notes

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[All I am going to say is I have no idea what happened just now. Shannon (xdrowning lessonsx) (go to her site!) and Gina (TearsofBloodandPain) (go to her site too!) decided to post this, and my Tolkien, they won! This is really embarassing because I didn't write it.. -___-;; I wonder how to give points.]
Written July 16th, 2005

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  • bleedingtruth
    September 3, 2005
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    ha ha ha



    thats all i can say


  • Edna Sweetlove
    August 22, 2005
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    This was funny? Oi weh!


  • CountryLullaby
    July 19, 2005
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    ooo god this was good!! i mean awesome!!!! i loved it! it was so random and so funny! this is exactly what i was looking for! loved it! good luck(not that you need luck)lol

    ~*CASEY*~


  • ILuvsMeKitties
    July 17, 2005
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    that is cute it is randome but cute you did a great job with this I wish you good luck.


  • Blank182
    July 16, 2005
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    chichens in choppers!!!

    wow, you actually made me laugh a lot.

    "We will fight for
    bovine freedom
    and hold our large heads high!
    we will run free
    with the buffalo
    or diiiiiiiiiiiie"

    hehe

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