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*Classy B!tc#*

Ima real dirrty B!tc# from down south
Ya'll hoes wanna mess with me
Ill drop kick a nigga in the mouth
My a$s real tight ill guarantee
You wanna stick in there
Frist you better pee
I aint wearin no rocca wear
Im a first class b!tc#
I already know u wish u could hit this

I got them boys on their knees
When i say nigga
They screamin please
(Lemme get some of that a$s)
Boy three minutes is all you will last
Because im a first class hoe
And i aint the one workin for that doe.

Dont be afraid to touch me
Grabbin on my chains
This is real sh!t it aint tv
Grab on my a$s
Get hit in your face
Go ahead baby step on the gas
Because it be awhile til u get to my pace

I got them boys droolin
I say nigga
They still screamin please
(I wanna see whats under your clothes)
B!tc# do i really look like one of your hoes
Say some s#! like that to me again
You'll forver be in pain
Ya ever met Mary Jayne?
That nigga is fricken insane.

You think u can please me
You think u can tease me
B!tc# im ahead of you
Dont ever try to deceive me
Im a classy fool
Im real old school
My pop tart is out
So im about to drop this s#!t
Im out.

Author notes

yeah.. im a loser.
Written July 13th, 2005

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  • lilpbnjam
    July 14, 2005
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    haha that is hilarious...


  • Squat
    July 14, 2005
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    =)) omg jess. this is hilarious! i love it! so good. you must have been soo bored to make this up. its great tho. made me giggle.

  • Twisted turn
    July 13, 2005
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    hehehehe

    hehehe interesting. i am not really into happieness but this made me smile keep writing.