Darling, I'm so sorry,
I never meant to hurt you,
and violate your trust in me.
But there was nothing I could do.
Honey, please forgive me.
You have the right to be mad,
But I really couldn't help it.
You should have seen those boobs she had!
I completely understand,
that you broke my furniture on the spot.
You're right and I was wrong,
but man, she was really hot!
And also I don't blame you
for tearing up the welcome mat.
But I couldn't just say no,
To a well-shaped girl like that.
I will even let you get away
with pooping in my bed,
I reckon it was worth it,
because she gave some awesome head.
But now I learned my lesson,
and no matter where I'm at,
I'll always come to feed you,
stupid cat.
Author notes
I really have nothing useful or coherent to say about this.
(except that it's option #6... I guess you could fit it under #5 if you really want to)
Written July 12th, 2005
A contest entry
- Humor by Karli.
300 points, ended August 19, 2005, 11 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Two thumbs way up, where they stop nobody knows...
Very tricky, and very funny. Just when we think we know exactly what's going on, you smack us over the head with your smarty pants humor. Loved it. Keep up the good work. Jani
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I laughed long at this poem. When one begins reading, they could definately get the wrong idea. Your sense of humour is wonderful. Your rhyming excellent. Just a little stunted at the end. (stupid cat). Maybe you should add something there to bring it into line with the rest of the poem. It breaks the rhym. (Something like, you stupid little cat - or something). Apart from that it was absolutely great!
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quite amusing!!!! and unique! good job! <3
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Ha! That lit up my day...good job, keep it up!
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Thank you for the comment and applause! I'm glad I made you laugh.
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man that was 2funny for me seriously. It got me thinking damn...I'm going to read it again. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it. Take care. Good write. Keep it up my friend. Guess you deserve my last applaud for the day 
~Tori~
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thank you ever so much for the comment
I'm afraid I haven't been up to date on sg-1 because the episodes are not on television here, I have to download them sometime.
do you ever plan on starting a new sg-1 group?
Thanks again for the comment and applause!
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Had to laugh at your second stanza...
. Yep...very human response. This piece has so much wit and humor contained within it that I shall have to applaud you for it all...and the honesty. Loved it immensely and I REALLY needed something like this! Peace, 
rose
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Just taking out and adding extra words would help? But hey, who's to argue when it's got a pretty silver trophy next to it? Well done
Confus. -
Thank you, and yes, I see what you mean. I saw it even as I wrote it but it's just that I'm really really lazy so I just let it be. Nah, just kiddin. In truth, it had indeed bothered me but I just don't know how to fix it.
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This was funny and the rhyming was good but sometimes the rhyme didnt flow. If you read it aloud you'll see what I mean. Nothing a few extra words here and there couldn't fix. I love the idea of this though.
Confusicus -
thankee
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hahaha lol! this is a wicked poem! damn it, you kick ass
i'll give you my applaus it's worth it!
~blessed be~
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Thank you for the comment!
And the cat not qualifying as a person is kinda pivotal for the poem to make sense, so yeah..
I'm sorry if you really REALLY wanted somthing about a person... but I bet you got a ton of entries about that so just think of mine as some welcome variation
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Funny stuff
O WOW! *haha* You got me....
At first I was like whoa! this guy is serious... he feels no remorse.. but hey.. i never asked for remorse did i.... it was just totally unexpected!
But then...then.. I got to the end, after which not only was I rolling over from laughter, but also very relieved that you weren't that cold, and also relieved that no one "pooped" in ur bed...LOL
This poem was TOOOO funny... *haha*
Thanks soo much for entering the contest.... although the cat doesn't exactly qualify as a person.. so... eh
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funny as heck,lol fun 4 whole family,lol
falls off her chair laughing,choco this was hilarious,lol great job,i hope you win the contest huggles janny/wicker/nbf
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wow that was nuts... i was like whoa... this is bad... then i got to the end! haha... i agree with Big Jake... that would totally be weird if a girl pooped in your bed and really wrong!... haha... anyways... nice write... made me laugh!!! *high five*
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Ps. thank you for your contribution to my boyfriends addline... haha... it turned out interesting... take a look at it if you want... it's closed now, so no more lines can be added! -
I'm so glad this is about a cat. I could not imagine being with a girl that "pooped" in your bed dude. That is just wrong! haha Great write just the same and funny too.
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That was really awesome and funny...Very great write. I enjoyed it...Stacey
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I love your sense of humour. This is great stuff, great rhyming...Really funny, I like poems that leave me thinking till the end. Thanks for the laugh - good luck in the contest.
~Lana
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