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Nantucket #4 Limericks

Verse 7

A woman who lived in Ninticket
Had thick pubes that grew like a thicket
     One ticket the cost
     Each dick thickets crossed
Wicked spigot their pickets they’d lick it

Verse 8

A woman who lived in Nontocket
Latex lockets kept in back pockets
     Amulet for cocks, it’s a condom
     Electrocute sans rubber she’d bronze them
A shock it’s a cunt slash wall socket

Author notes

Once again thanks Silica.
Written July 7th, 2005

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  • silica silver member
    July 7, 2005
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    "Well they certainly gave me a chuckle, just the sheer demented perseverance with Nan Tucket… who ever she is? Oh and while we are on the subject of who – who the hell is this silica thing? Although clearly a glass act!"