There once was a man from Nentecket
Bent his pecker like Beckham he wrecked it
Playing Chinese Checkers his pecker so curved
Home wrecker twisted penguins soon served
Kinky sex lek it likes cocks eclectic
Verse 6
There once was a man from Noantoaket
Whose poke it rough bark he would stroke it
A belt sander would melt
Buffed his knob best he felt
Wood chipper his woody he broke it
Author notes
I changed the name Silica, I figured after only six people looked at this poem that your name was definitely not erotic. So I place my tribute here at the bottom.
If the word lek is unfamiliar, I would suggest people google it and read a little about bizarre sexual practices of penguins
Written June 7th, 2005
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How do you start writing limericks? I love to read them, especially ZorrotheFox's poems, but I can never get any good ideas.
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I have a limmerick addiction
(rather embarrassing affliction)
They tickle me toes
propel tea out my nose
and lead straight to poetic dereliction!!
Cheers!
I do enjoy a good limmerick, though I find them to be contagious, and once I start, it's difficult to stop! -
In reply to Silica,
If a professional author like Stephen King can write the same story a hundred different ways I figured I could write the same poem and just change the title and a few words. -
Hunyadijanos, a poet demented,
Declination of Nantucket invented,
By distorting the phonemes,
He wrote many Poe nims,
Could warrior bards have prevented¿?
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