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Teapot ho

I'm a little ho,
My customers short and stout.  
Put money in my hand
And I'll put out.  

I can fake excitement,
Hear me shout.  
Put me on the corner
And whore me out.

Author notes

Song to "I'm a little teapot" that my father and I wrote...  =P  Yes, my father and I have a strange sense of humour...  We make horrendous parodies all the time...  It's a sort of hobby.
Written July 7th, 2005

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  • Mickie27
    July 9, 2005
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    LOL this was funny in a strange kind of way. I think it's cool that your dad and you make parodies it must be kind of fun. Well this was fun and though a bit strange I liked it.