When the moon is in the eighth house of Aquarius...
The last in a long line of vampire ducks is brought back to life...
Be careful where you tread
For you may well end up dead
In a castle deep in Transylvania
No matter who you are
If you've travelled near or far
You will be lost in Transylvania
But the latest incarnation did not run according to plan...
A vegetarian
Just what is wrong with him?!
He drives his butler, Igor, batty
He lives no life of lust
He is so good and just
No one loves him more than silly Nanny
"Master Duckular!... Ooohh Duckyboos, you said to come through the door!"
Author notes
Written on 28th June 2005 at 03:02 GMT
Count Duckula.
This won Gold in Kamikaze Jones' contest: allpoetry.com/Contest/1497401
Written June 27th, 2005
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A contest entry
- Kamikaze's Magic Sack by Kamikaze Jones.
300 points, ended September 13, 2005, 3 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Misty Little Fantasy by CoundessaScarlotti.
400 points, ended November 11, 5 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Wow... Oh my god, I could not stop laughing. This is hilarious; good luck in the contest!
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I remember you saying how old you were and as I was reading this, I started to laugh. Just picturing a grown man watching this!! Great write!!! I enjoyed it greatly! Good luck in my contest!!
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LOL This was perfect. Best of luck in the contest!!
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OMG!!!!!!!!! DUCKULA!!!!!!! How did I forget about him?! I used to adore Duckula, and suddenly I miss him horribly. It was a cheesy idea for a cartoon, but it was still really an excellent one, too.
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Hehe.
That's cute.
Good luck in the contest Duckie
~Petal
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