Ah, the trick of eating Death.
There are many ways a person can eat Death.
Some are simple others take a bit of organisation.
But Death can be eaten, and will be eaten.
The first way to eat Death,
Is to simply wake up,
During your "Aladure", or funeral.
Death will be so surprised you can easily gobble him up.
The second way, is a bit more complicated.
It involves getting Death to trust you.
Die, wait for one year, and rise from your grave.
As a zombie, you'll be his closest friend, then eat him in his sleep.
The third way takes a bit more brains.
You must open the door of your oven,
And get Death to look inside
Push him in and slam the door
For delicious Chocolate-Death Pie.
You see, Death is a simple being.
Prone to anger, mistakes,
And has a strange attraction to cheese.
And if nothing else works,
You can always beat him senseless with a stick.
Author notes
This is the Super-Turbo-Gold-Edition-Remix of the poem Beating Death
Also, it sucks 
Rewriting other people's stuff isn't really my thing but I threw caution to the wind and gave it a go. I'm honestly sorry for the result
Written June 27th, 2005
A contest entry
- Super-Turbo-Gold-Edition-Remix Contest by The Enigmartist.
300 points, ended June 29, 2005, 7 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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wow. this is a cool poem. its funny, original. very nice work. keep it up
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cool
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Hahaha, This IS funny...then again...I'm off with the retarded faeries sorry...personal joke...lol...anywho...I think this rocks! You should do this sort of stuff more often!
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I liked this one. It's fits well with my strange humour and a enjoyed reading it!
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