$Klown Soldier (vs.1)$
There once was a princess named Snow White
She ended up meeting these people and got in a fight
Snow White stay tryin to steal the Little Mermaid's man
And don't forget Princess Jasmine's man, you know, the one with the tan...
She be screwin around with the both of them
And then she got in fights with the other princesses again
But then there is that Bell Chick
Ain't nobody wanna steal her man... ick!
She felt left out, she was so convinced
That she was alone, so she stole Sleeping Beauty's prince
After all, Sleeping Beauty was too busy sleeping
So she took him... you know... just for safe keeping...
$Jack Rabbit (vs.2)$
Bell took her prince and stuffed him in the closet
Just like she does at the bank... she puts in the deposite
Then along came Tinkerbell
And boy did she damn well smell!
So snow white threw her in the bathtub
Woot Woot! A scrub-a-dub-dub.
Now Tnkerbell was all wet
And snow white knew what that meant...
"I'll kick your a$$!"
"Your a$$ is grass!"
Said Tinkerbell meanly
"And don't you try to run away, cuz you know I am quite keenly!"
$Klown Soldier (vs.3)$
So Snow White stood there waiting and waiting
Watching Tinkerbell debating
Then Tinkerbell kicked her a$$
And it broke into a million peices like glass
"What's this?! A glass as$$?!"
"What the f$$k is that?!"
Then there she was, with her a$$ showing
While crying, screaming and moaning
Then came along Princess Jasmine, "It's okay, don't cry..."
"I said stop crying ya dumb b$$ch! I'll fucking rip out your eyes!"
"Haha! Well well! Now you can't cry b$$ch!"
"Cuz now your eyes are gone... but if you want them, try looking in a ditch."
$Jack Rabbit (vs.4)$
You know Ariel don't like Princess Jasmine
That's always how it will and has been
You know they stay slap-boxin
Then Slepping Beauty wakes up
And straps on her baseball cup
Hold the phone... she has a d$$k?!
Where the f$$k did she get it!?
Oh yeah, that's right, I didn't give you the hints
(She stole it from the prince...)[shh...]
She slapped it on with body glue
OMG... it's the end... woohoo!
Bronze trophy winner
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