The dude on the park bench

The dude on the park bench
Was chewing bubblegum
Was blowing bubbles larger than large
And then one the size of his tum

<--The dude

The dude on the park bench
Was reading the news
About how the president
Took a long snooze

<--The dude

The dude on the park bench
Was itching his butt
He started to scrabble
Like a flea covered mutt

<--The dude

The dude no longer in the park
Was running around France
Because a boy on the park bench
Put itch powder in his pants

Author notes

Written June 21st, 2005

A Rhyming Contest of 20 Choices by partridge. 300 points, ended June 23, 2005, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

1 - 7 of 7

By me, right now

Adding your comment:
Choc O late
December 21, 2006
Edit | Reply

sorry but it sucks. no offence.
lol!!! haha hahahhahahahahah just kidding.
well I DO!!
Krista Beth
July 16, 2005
Edit | Reply

This was very funny! I really enjoyed reading it! You are very creative.
Krista
Country Mischief
June 27, 2005
Edit | Reply

HI Really cute. Like your creative idea here with the smilies followed by The Dude. Great sense of humor.
marsinlovee
June 24, 2005
Edit | Reply

the dude? hhahhhhahaahahaha
very interesting dear.. Aw well i frink its great! AH im moving away from france to belgium, just letting you kno!
C'est tres tres bon!
De Mars
partridge
June 23, 2005
Edit | Reply

Ummm....it was...interesting. Not exactly what I was looking for, but thanks for entering!
Utok Bulinaw
June 21, 2005
Edit | Reply

Hi again Angel Chocolate,
Sorry I have not been visiting your page lately. This really made me laugh. Thank you for that. Hugs, Eris
senza
June 21, 2005
Edit | Reply

hahhaa!!! busy... zat what u were writing in permanance? yaaaaaawn this is kl. you have a unic style of writing. very nice!

O.