A tired old hag with a soggy bottom
Wanted to spin the bottle with me
"I bark like a cute little puppy dog" I said
She said “Phone home to your mom you flea”
She has a glass eye that wiggles and wags
Her snot streams, like a great rivers flood
With her handcuffs and whip – she smiles
Then pokes a stick right through a old spud
I thought she was going to beat me!
Stomp and squish me, until I threw up!
But instead she made a twist and a turn
Then asked me to pee in a cup
The message was clear, she needed a fix
For her headache was making her sick
So I gave her an aspirin instead
Then gave her a spanking with a stick
I stomped on her grapes and made her some wine
Then ate a bug - but still had a good time
Then I choked on a rotten piece of wood
And I didn't have to pay not one single dime!!!
Author notes
I used the words
Bark / Dog / Puppy / Cute / Wag / Wiggle / Twist / Turn / Spin / Bottle / Glass / Wine / Grapes / Stomp / Squish / Bug / Eye / Poke / Stick / Wood / Beat / Tired / Old / Hag / Soggy / Bottom / River / Flood / Tears / Snot / Sick / Headache / Aspirin / Message / Phone / Home / Mom / Spankings / Handcuffs / Whip / Smile /
Written June 20th, 2005
A contest entry
- Group Roggies Contest: Members only: by Cotton by Group - Roggies.
300 points, ended June 30, 2005, 3 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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that is a funnny poem tawn i liked it hahahahaha love you
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Congratulations
on the HM
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GOOD JOB
Good job well done and good luck in the contest Sam
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Good thing it did not cost a dime,after all you did all the work.it is a big job to make wine from grapes,very cute poem.I had a big .while reading this one...love ya Tawn
.from aunt Doris .
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LOL very funny Tawn you did a great job of it and good luck in the contest Patty
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thank you
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hehehehe funny write, i laughed until my sides hurt, u have a gift for comedy, i hope to read some more later on.
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hehehehehehe... This is great Tawnya.. hehehe
You had me laughing all the way through 
Thank you for the entry and good luck in the contest Cotton
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This was so funny! i culdn't stop laughing at the randomness of it! PE@CE and keep writing
Ayla -
LOL This is so surreal! I can't help laughing at this mondo bizzaro series of icky images.
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that's was the most random thing ever. lol!! great job though, i laughed out of sheer confusion. yay!! keep up the good work.
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