If i had a million dollars
I'd buy the world's biggest chocolate bar
And I'd give half of it to Bill Gates
Just to see the look on his face
If I had a million dollars
I would help fund a HUGE research project
(At Harvard Medical School)
And throw it in my mom's face
If i had a million dollars
I'd buy a real ball gown
and hire some make-up people
And I'd go to my Senior prom
If I had a million dollars
I doubt I'd really be able to see Bill Gates
Or even come up with an idea for a research project
And I probably wouldn't be able to find a gown that fits me
So...
If I had a million dollars
I'd put it in Lots of Bank accounts
Then I'd buy a t-shirt that says
"I have a million dollars, and you don't...
Get over it."
Author notes
"If you don't want me, I don't want you"
Option numero sixo
my semi-serious entry for this contest...
Written June 20th, 2005
A contest entry
- One day contest, 8 choices!!!! come look! by cherrypi418.
300 points, ended June 22, 2005, 7 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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lol-thanks...
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Absolutely hilarious!
This is, I have to say, a hilarious poem. Even if no-one else thinks so, you can at least know that you made one insignificant 16 year old British girl laugh. Way to go! Sorry, I'm feeling a bit light-headed today. Probably all my exams. Peace out. -
lol. Yeah that is true. Anyways no problem on the comment thing.
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thanks... i tred to incorporate what i truly wish and what was reality... beside, putting it in the bank would only collect interest, so i'd end up with more money anyways...
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Good job. I like how you just said at the end you would buy that shirt and stuff and you would put your money in banck accounts and how you said you probably wouldn't see bill gates, come up with a research idea, or find a dress that fits. lol Good job again and good luck int the contest!
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sorry, i don't know why, but whenever i add a poem, it dosn't put in my author's comments on the first try, so i have to go back and 'edit' the poem and RE-type them in... sorry! (They're there now...)
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i like this poem a lot......but try to follow the rules, reread them please.
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