You only come over
when there's something you want
to borrow, beg, or steal.
You invite yourself out,
and expect me to pay,
when I go out for a meal.
You talk shit about me
when I'm not around,
then smile in my face when I'm here.
You tag along with
when I'm on a date,
and ask HER to buy you a beer!
you have all the class
of a horse's ass,
you whine, you whimper, and pout
so, go get a job
you pathetic slob,
and remember to STAY THE FUCK OUT!
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Written June 19th, 2005
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A contest entry
- Traitors (contest) by Pisces Pond.
300 points, ended June 20, 2005, 4 entries
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Bravo
I've never written anything like this, to be quite honest. The majority of my poetry seems to be centered on the evils of man and just evil in general. However, it's a pleasure to come across something so simple as this, since it really raises no questions about life or any of that shit. Well done on this piece and bravo -
I have to say 'with friends like 'em,who needs enemies'!
I guess I can personally make a long list of such people who I've come across in life!
It was a pleasure reading this write.
Well done,
Pisces. -
Funny, I am not inclined to write rhyming poetry myself, EXCEPT when I am bitter. I have a few border-line limericks under my belt in honor of those who have wasted my time...heh. I was cleansed just reading this. As therapeutic a read as, I'm sure, it was to write. Thanks for sharing.
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HaHa funny and awesome. Some people suck!! Nice write!!~Shooter
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Haha! Yep, gotta tell em to take a hike. Haven't we all come across parasites like that in some way? Good one, Tahuti!
~G
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Eh, friends like these aren't friends at all, right?
this is succinct and pointed, and quite honestly refreshing after reading some pretty heavy poems recently on the site.
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ex-friend actually, I told him to get lost after he ordered a 20 dollar steak dinner and expected ME to pay for it.
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You only come over
when there's something you want
to borrow, beg, or steal.
You invite yourself out,
and expect me to pay,
when I go out for a meal.
Pray say that you do not consider this person a friend. Of course, we all ahve our faults and shortcommings,a nd consequences that have lead to them. Nevertheless, if this person angers you or makes you uncomfortable, take care to avoid the hurt. Either that or you can inure the harms. -
I have'nt had the pleasure. i have eaten buffalo and antelope, though.
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I like the couplet "you have all the class/of a horse's ass".
That's cool but a bit anti-equine, you horse-hater.
PS have you tried horse steak? Its GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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