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Pms

Pull my hair.
Grind my teeth.
Bite my nails.
Over eat.

My reaction
to this stress
is making me
a great big mess!

Wheres the chocolate?
Can't you see?
I need it to
pacify me.

Pour the salt
down my throat.
Who gives a damn
if I bloat?

What ya say?
I don't care.
Get away from me!
- go anywhere.

Eventually this week
will pass.
Until then,
get off my ass.

Hurry up monthly
GET HERE FAST!

Author notes

Any women suffering from PMS?
Written June 16th, 2005

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  • dreamer4life
    June 17, 2005
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    I wanna see more of this.

    I love this poem. This is so funny.

  • CountryDreamer
    June 16, 2005
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    Hehehehe. . You tell it hunny! Thank god for chocolate and icecream and anything else that gets us thru it! I love the take on this as it is a PITA, but comical to look back on. Huzzah! lol And don't feel too bad, there's always next week! :-) *Hugs* ~CD


  • Parearoo
    June 16, 2005
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    Funny!!

  • Moon Shadow
    June 16, 2005
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    Very Funny

    At last a funny poem to read,I do love humour,and to write a humerous poem over not a very funny subject is brilliant.Thank god we men dont have to go through that.The worst I suffer once a month is a hangover, lol.Well done Take care, Moon Shadow.


  • Jessica Lemacks
    June 16, 2005
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    OMG. Wow, I love this poem, you are awesome. I've NEVER seen a poem about PMS..and the funny this is that it's all true, bout time someone came out and wasn't afraid to "show their colors"

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