[Parody of the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"]
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It’s so......confusing
It’s mind....abusing
Don’t care ‘bout cosines anyway
Pre Calculus is gay
Tell me why A/SinA = B/SinB?
Tell me why A squared + B squared = squared C?
What’s so special about right triangles, anyway?
Pre Calcul-ASS is sooo gay
Imaginary numerators
Confound my calculator
I rely on Pythagorean theory
‘Cause Pre-Cal is sooo gay
Tell me why I need the cumulative property?
Tell me what is the reflexive identity?
Tell me how all this crap could affect the life I live today?
You can’t, cause it’s soooooooo gay
All of my sine curves....
Reflect their inverse....
What the hell did I just say?
I don’t know ‘cause pre-cal’s sooo gay
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About inequalities who cares?
Functions haunt my nightmares
I can’t convert a radian to a degree
‘Cause pre-cal is soooooo gay
Tell me why in this class I do not have an “A”?
Tell me why it’s so boring that I sleep all day?
Tell me why this class has lowered my GPA?
‘Cause pre-cal is sooooo gay
Tell me why I’m an intellectual midget?
This would explain why my grade is single digit.
I try to capture meaning but it all just floats away…
‘Cause pre-cal is sooo gay
‘Cause pre-cal is sooo gay
‘Cause pre-cal is sooo gay
It’s so confusing
It’s mind abusing
Don’t care ,bout cosines anyway
(whisper) ~‘Cause pre-cal is soooooooo gay~
Author notes
First off, if anybody (LGBT's or other) find this offensive, allow me to apologize...I wrote this a while ago in my pre-cal class, and i'm not attempting to incite violence or intolerance or anything, its just something I would sing to piss my teacher off (and its the only thing that rhymed with "I want it that way" that was appropriate for that purpose)
Written September 17th, 2003
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Hey dubbs maybe its like that math music project we had to do last year
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this song was ALL over the radio and television, especially over here where I live, so the fact that you WOULDNT know em would be even more disturbing. Besides, if you are going to parody something, you have to do it right, ya know?
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3/11... that's all i have to say, the fact that you know the whole tune to a backstreet boys song is disturbing
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