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Ridiculous Rhymes 97(Pets)

My growling dog changed his tone
When I gave him a meaty bone.

Very loud is my Siamese cat
Always know where he is at.

My Chihuahua is very dapper
Could say he's snappy yapper.

Glad to see me is my Airdale
Barking, kissing wagging his tale.

Very perceptive is the Bloodhound
Walking with nose close to the ground.

I'm very unhappy with my pet Skunk
Since his deodorization was the bunk.

It would be a humongus mishap
If you Great Dane jumped on your lap

Don't know why I named my dog Spot
For nary a one has he got

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Written June 14th, 2005

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  • Himitsu
    May 30

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    That is quite a few animals, I cannot imagine how you manage it. Their individual traits that help define them make for a charming read. Thank you for your entry.


  • Umi Juvariel
    March 25

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    I have or have had all of these animals, so this was a very good read for me. I enjoyed the humor and the rhyme, it was a great bringer of smiles for me. Excellent write and good luck in my contest!


  • Aquaqueen
    February 9, 2007

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    A Great Dane on your lap would be pretty funny They really look like small horses You have such a cute poem, good luck in the contest


  • Elvenfairy
    February 9, 2007

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    lol what a zoo your place must be! I liked this poem. It was light, and fun to read. Really made me smile. Good luck in the contest!


  • FifthDove
    February 9, 2007
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    The first time I saw a Great Dane I didn’t believe it was really a dog, yeah I was a young one at that time. But still can’t believe it Funny poem… Thank you very much for the entry and best wishes to you in the contestDove


  • queen Moderators member
    February 8, 2007
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    Takes a brave person to have a pet skunk cute poem, good luck in the contest

  • chow
    February 7, 2007

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    Very cute poem, Sounds like you have a animal house of your own Thank you for entering and good luck in the contest


  • rufina caraid gold member
    June 21, 2005
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    and what about your precious cat
    who's afraid of that big black rat?

    and not to forget your clydesdale horse
    who ate the rat, he's dead of course!

    I love this simple, easy humour - suitable for all ages you're on a winner here.
    ~Von~


  • --lost-in-love--
    June 21, 2005
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    haha. funny poem. it's great. thanks for the laugh. awesome rhyming too! i can't make my poems rhyme, so i'm very jealous! hehe. great work, keep it up!


  • suseann
    June 21, 2005
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    Funny animal write! Good ryhming skills. And a cute story line.
    This might have gone on till you ran out of animals too.Very cute.~~Suseann


  • Parearoo
    June 14, 2005
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    Yet another masterpeice from the wonderful world of Billbard!!


  • June 14, 2005
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    Ha! Fun write, I enjoyed this a lot!
    ~Lynnette

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