My growling dog changed his tone
When I gave him a meaty bone.
Very loud is my Siamese cat
Always know where he is at.
My Chihuahua is very dapper
Could say he's snappy yapper.
Glad to see me is my Airdale
Barking, kissing wagging his tale.
Very perceptive is the Bloodhound
Walking with nose close to the ground.
I'm very unhappy with my pet Skunk
Since his deodorization was the bunk.
It would be a humongus mishap
If you Great Dane jumped on your lap
Don't know why I named my dog Spot
For nary a one has he got
Author notes
Written June 14th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Animal House at The ap pound by chow.
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Comments
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That is quite a few animals, I cannot imagine how you manage it. Their individual traits that help define them make for a charming read. Thank you for your entry.
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I have or have had all of these animals, so this was a very good read for me. I enjoyed the humor and the rhyme, it was a great bringer of smiles for me. Excellent write and good luck in my contest!
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A Great Dane on your lap would be pretty funny
They really look like small horses
You have such a cute poem, good luck in the contest
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lol what a zoo your place must be! I liked this poem. It was light, and fun to read. Really made me smile. Good luck in the contest!
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The first time I saw a Great Dane I didn’t believe it was really a dog, yeah I was a young one at that time. But still can’t believe it
Funny poem… Thank you very much for the entry and best wishes to you in the contest
Dove
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Takes a brave person to have a pet skunk
cute poem, good luck in the contest
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Very cute poem,
Sounds like you have a animal house of your own
Thank you for entering and good luck in the contest
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and what about your precious cat
who's afraid of that big black rat?
and not to forget your clydesdale horse
who ate the rat, he's dead of course!
I love this simple, easy humour - suitable for all ages you're on a winner here.
~Von~
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haha. funny poem. it's great. thanks for the laugh. awesome rhyming too! i can't make my poems rhyme, so i'm very jealous! hehe. great work, keep it up!
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Funny animal write! Good ryhming skills. And a cute story line.
This might have gone on till you ran out of animals too.Very cute.~~Suseann -
Yet another masterpeice from the wonderful world of Billbard!!
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Ha! Fun write, I enjoyed this a lot!
~Lynnette
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