Gonorrhea
You're an S.T.D.!
Gonorrhea
You're not for me!
Gonorrhea
Just wear a rubber
Gonorrhea
Or you'll be shitting out burning flubber!
You can be spread by the nastiest of mankind's bodily fluids
In the Middle Ages, they thought you were the work of some fucked up druids!
But nowadays we know that that's silly, of course!
We all know you're caused by vaginal intercourse!
If you pick the wrong roadside skank with whom to engage in mating
You'll end up experiencing burning sensations when urinating!
(Yellow, red, and light green too!
That'll be the color of your poo!)
It's curable, but not as easily as it would seem
You need to take drugs with really complex names like Cefixime!
In fact, your mere presence can lead to a plethora
Of other STDs, including chlamydia!
The best way to avoid this most painful perturbation
Is to give up butt sex, and stick to Masturbation!
Soooooooooooooooo
Gonorrhea
Just keep away!
Gonorrhea
Save you for another day!
Gonorrhea
No burning shit for me!
Gonorrhea
You're a really nasty STD!
Goooonoooorrh....eeeeeeaaaaaaa..........!
Author notes
Gonorrhea! 
Written June 14th, 2005
A contest entry
- Anything about Something beginning with G!!! by Alone inside.
300 points, ended June 23, 2005, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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Very funny,and factual (I think. I've never had to test the drugs.
This sounds like a song. Good luck in the contest.
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Haha, of course it was meant to be funny... its about gonorrhea my darling. Try saying it five times fast with a straight face.
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lol hehe this made me laugh from the way you wrote it!
sorry if it wasn't meant to be funny! a really good write and i like the idea! very unique! thanks for entering
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gosh that was so great with all the actual facts high five to you YEAAAH!
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