Psychotic military penguins
Wear only socks for their uniform
Riding cows into war and launch
Bunnies out of cannons
The bunnies climb in willingly
For they think cannons
Are just inanimate objects
Of course they climb in so willingly
Because they are drunken Irish bunnies
And all the drunks volunteer for war
The psychotic military penguins
Wage war on meat
They bomb those that eat veal
They make them eat steal- bunny fur
Psychotic military penguins wage war
Against the common American diet
Charging at the grocer as he’s unloading
The ordered slaughtered death
Maybe someday we’ll tell them….
There’s an order to their army
Many people don’t know
The brighter coloured sock
The more psychotic the penguin!
The crazier penguins get sent on
Suicide missions
Vegetarians have nothing to worry about
They’re the ones that created
THEM….
Maybe someday we’ll tell them….
Psychotic military penguins
Wear only socks for their uniform
Riding cows into war and launch
Bunnies out of cannons
The bunnies climb in willingly
For they think cannons
Are just inanimate objects
Of course they climb in so willingly
Because they are drunken Irish bunnies
And all the drunks volunteer for war
Maybe someday we’ll tell them people eat penguin too!
Author notes
psychotic military penguins
socks
cows
bunnies
inanimate object
drunks
diets
Irish drunks
had to use one of those words, but I worked with all! booya
I'm supposed to put life is a journey but it's worthless without love...or something like that in here. if that's the case, I want my ticket refunded!
Written June 10th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Give me Love... Give me Laughs... Give me Tears... Give me something!! by BrokenHeartedSeraph.
350 points, ended June 14, 2005, 9 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Awesome
Congrats on winning 1st! You diserved it! Your poem was hilarious! Great job of putting the hole thing together! You proved to be good compitetion...and beat me in the end! Congradulations again!!!!!
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yay gold!
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you're too kind! You've said this about several of my entries in various contests
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Effing great
Kryspin, you've done it again, my dear. 
This was great!
For they think cannons
Are just inanimate objects
Of course they climb in so willingly
Because they are drunken Irish bunnies
And all the drunks volunteer for war
>.< I can picutre Disney/Pixar using this for a movie...read: "Attack of the Killer Penguins". Teehee you should send them this poem and see what they do with it.
Again, my friend, you do not need luck. If you don't place in this contest, I'd be shocked.
Blessed be,
Kate. -
hahathanks for the applause
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Hilarious
wow!! this is hilarious. i really enjoyed reading this... wow... ok i need to catch my breath... this was awesome... i was hoping someone would use all of them and i love the way you put them together. i am having trouble breathing i am laughing so hard!! Great Job!! and good luck in the contest
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