Ditsy babe, Ditsy babe,
that's what they always say.
They think I must be stupid,
and there's nothing I can say!
I'm gonna prove them wrong, one day,
and prove that I'm not dim!
I'll show them all, Blow 'em away,
and...erm...DAMIT!
I'm so blonde, I've forgotten what I was gonna say!!!
Author notes
I suddenly decided to wright this and it took me about five minutesso it's probably really rubbish! 
But if you could help me improve my work, please tell!!!
This is my first poem on this site... I hope it's ok!!!
LETS HOST CONTESTS! 
ENJOY!!!
Written June 8th, 2005
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A contest entry
- The Ode Contest(PLEASE Click Wisely) by Raazi.
400 points, ended May 28, 2006, 8 entries
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wow this was your first one on the site well I think it is funny...I don't know why they say blondes are stupid some are and some aren't like all others.
good luck
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Everyone calls me a ditzy blond..even tho ive dyed my hair.. its greatr you can write bout it.. lol It made me laugh well done!!!
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Excellent!
Thank you for taking the side of a blonde! I know how that feels. People always think we blondes are the stupidest things to walk the planet, but we are not. Search the Darwin Awards on Google and you'll know what I mean. This poem reminds me of the movie 'Legally Blonde.' I love that movie and I love this poem! Awesome job! -
Excellent. I love the good humor of being a blonde. I myself am a brunette so I don't have to worry about the ridecule about my hair color but I've been known to be called "mentally blonde". It's great that even though the stereotype is just that, a stereotype, that people can still be good humored about it all.
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This poem was great. I being blonde know how you feel. I wouldn't change a thing. Keep up the great work!
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Hm, it was good. But, I dunno, it's a really awful stereotype. It's mostly the unnatural blondes that are like that. And well, I'm a natural. And, somewhat intellegent, too.
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This is really great. All my life I've been looked on as the dumb blonde, and it used to really make me angry. But now I'm older and I realize I'm not actually stupid, but I still do have my 'blonde moments'!! I love this poem, its wonderful!
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this was a funny poem!!
good for your first poem. just keep on writing and you'll get better and better!
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You just made my day!No infact my week!!This is the funniest thing I have read in a long,long time.I love to tell blonde jokes,but reading your wonderful poetry on this site has thought me that there are at least some blondes with brains out there.Keep wrighting because you have a genuine talent and it would be an awful pity to waste it.
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lol... this was kinda funny because I'm one of those people who love to tell blond jokes. Great job and I guess you proved my theory correct. Good job and I'm glad I read this...it just made my day a little brighter...
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This is a really lovely poem holly I think for a first writer it is really good for a first atement.
Good one.
Richards Sister
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This is fabulous, my daughter is a ditsy blond..... a very funny write.. here's hoping you don't have too many blond days... Hang on did you have a blonde moment when you became my sons GF
Hugs and love
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This is funny... probably because I'm a blonde myself. I get tired of the blonde jokes... but they are funny. Blondes do have more fun!!! haha. good job for your first! ~Katie -
Yeah!! Power to the Blondes!!!! Good job I love this poem very funny Im like that sometimes. Keep up the incredible writes.
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Lol Hehe Funneay!
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I think that this is a very good poem, i think that all blondes will respect you. I hope to see more of this great writing, i think that you are a talented, beautiful young writer and i think that you will go very far in the writing world. Mabye you should try writing some lyrics for our band...
All of my Love
and more than i can give
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Thanks!
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Great! tres funny!
Very good!!!!! Amazing stuff from my best m8!!!
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