Yer as perty as the wax job on my pickup truck
yer hair's as blond as summer hay
as soon as I gets my GED
I'm gonna marry you someday.
Yer the kinda girl who looks good in denim
even when I havn't been drinkin'
and watchin' how you handle a hayrake
well, that kinda got me a-thinkin'
Maybe I should pay offa my fines
and get me a job in town,
so we can mor'gage a double wide trailer
and finally settle on down
Hunny, theres nobody in my life
above you or underneath
but, whin I kiss you on the mouth
yer chew gets all in my teeth.
(It ain't even my flavor)
Author notes
a western montana redneck
Written June 6th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Calling All Rednecks......... by shimmer.
300 points, ended December 28, 2005, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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omg..lol seems we know some of the same people. thanks for entering and good luck in the contest.
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I know a few people this would fit to a tee
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so darn cool!
ROTHFL...I jes luv red-neck poems! This one was no dsiappointment at all. Did ya win the contest! I shur hope so! Did ya ever pay off all those fines. I'd love to takeup residence in your double wide trailor!!!I'll even contribute my few pennies to help pay the rent!
Luv ya
Linda
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LOL! Cute one, Tahuti!
Especially liked the last lines
~G
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OMG! LOL! This is precious! I have to tell you I've known people like this LOL. You really did a FANTASTIC job on this! It's so well written and has a geniune charm to it, and then the ending...rofl....too much! Superb piece! Truly! Blessings, Gypsy
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Haha this is a cute poem, Tahutihotep.
"Yer as perty as the wax job on my pickup truck"
Great job and good luck in the contest!
Blessed be,
Kate -
helloooooooooo
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This is great, and really amusing. In the area where I live, I could actually imagine someone saying "Yer as perty as the wax job on my pickup truck". Great write, and very humorous!
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That was well written had me laughing . well done
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Very cute, especially the last line
Gave me a good laugh. Great job and thanks for entering my contest, good luck.
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