2 B 4 G33|< !5 [001 (To Be a Geek is Cool)

To be a Geek is Cool
This is because to be cool is to be a geek
Never before now was this so
It's all conforming
Cool necklace, very goth
Nice chains, so original
your buttons, belts, stickers

Being a Geek is to be different
To be able to step outside conformity
Wear what you want
The Irony:
You'll be cool and everyone starts doing it
The problem, now your a conformist

Now doesn't that suck?

Author notes

This is a really bad poem, and I spelt conformist so wrong. You'll notice I did the title in 1337 even though none of the poem is in 1337 and it probably sent most people back from reading the darn thing but that was the only title... to be nice I put a translation. I need a life... badly... sigh. Just about being a geek.

--Paranoid Android
Written May 31st, 2005