Why does the world care
Who you're shoving your Scientology shaft into?
Apparently, some time between
'All The Right Moves' And
'Magnolia' you became Jesus Fucking Christ,
but shorter, and with more to smile about
I, however, could give an ass blown taquito
And just wish you'd finally quit
Dicking around, and just come
Out of the closet.
PS.
Please bring Richard Gere,
George Clooney, and John Travolta
with you.
You want to impress me?
And substitute celebrity for religion?
Fine, while you're at it, donate one
of those 20 million dollar movie checks
to a real cause, other than promoting
your new girlfriend's imminent success.
All I can hope for?
Is that you'll admit
to being 5' 4", materialistic,
and about as deep as
a round of miniature golf.
Author notes
Fuck Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and their publicist.
buy my cd's, on sale now for 5 bucks a pop!!!
don't be cheap you fuckers, 2.50$ of it goes to killing
a dumb ass star of your choosing.
www.cdbaby.com/all/horus8
Written May 22nd, 2005
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This is a great piece you have here. I am so sick of hearing about this scientology and other bullshit. I commend you for saying what you think. When I do it, I tend to get shit for it. Keep up the great society writing, I really feel it does make a difference.
Mary Anne
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This is very true..well said hun.
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I hate the fact he's a scientologist, AND the fact they get loads of his money AND he is a cunt. But in fairness he is a good actor, a cunt, but a good actor. Excellent poem though bud, write a follow on about that wannabe twat actor who plays anakin in the two recent star wars movies, I fuckin hate him. ANd gearge lucas, the arrogant cunt. How could he allow such shoddy acting in his last entry into his baby. What a twat!
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mwhahahaha...classic.....maybe u could do the next one on penelope cruz and her irritating accent
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Like the poem I fucking hate top gun like a mother fucker...However I must say the best thing here was the link to your Cd's, I had never listened to any previews of your songs before because I had fifty six k, and it makes it more difficult. Anyways I must say i need to buy a copy of the cd with dear Mrs. Sexton on it that was a fucking amazing song.
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Excellent point here
Well now and this is interesting one here but you know I don't go gaga over celebrities anyway. More man at home than them. Good write though. -
I'm always guaranteed an entertaining read when I open one of your poems, Horus -- and frequently, as with this great piece, some of the hilarity and insightfulness occurs in the comments too. The public's infatuation with celebrity is just remarkable, and unfortunate. I always felt Nicole Kidman was the better actress anyway -- and I liked her in her recent movie with Nick Cage, which had a genuine social message (as opposed to War of the Worlds). Your wit comes through in many ways in this excellent poem. And it would genuinely be remarkable if a celebrity sacrificed their royalties from a blockbaster for something meaningful like AIDS research, or donations to the Wilderness Society, or the like. Oh well, maybe some day I will be amazed.
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Jeremi --
I must agree. And I have to commend you for how awesome you are.
Criss -
God help me...I never thought the day would come when I would agree with the great and mighty horus8, well, I guess pigs really do fly and hell has frozen over. mmmm hmmm, yep, good write. Now, please excuse me I have to go stick needles in my eyes!!
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Kick ass as usual
Well, as usuall, you never cease to amaze me. Whether you are slammin someone through verse or whather you are slammin peoplle in your comments section, you are the king baby. You sond like an interesting mother fucker though. Take care, and keep on instilling a sense of morality in some of your readers...I think they might need it. -
Oh wait here's the part where you say "oh, then why are you selling shit here and promoting your music and book?" to which I reply, because I have to feed my kids too, and five dollars for a cd, or 15 bucks for a book goes a long way in my world, because I'm an artist, and that's the only money my family sees. a five dollar cd does not compare to a 20 million dollar movie check for a two hour movie, or a basketball player that makes 50 million for wearing shoes, when half of africa doesn't even fucking have shoes, you heartless mundane simpleton. People like you make me sick masterblaster you should be ashamed, and get educated, you sound like a thoroughly complacent spoiled brat. "earned his money"? yeah, whatever. kind of like how you think you're a poet, when at best you're a trite get well soon hallmark card writer.
Edited on May 22, 10:00 p.m. because ''. -
ewww....I have to edit my comment.
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I believe in this case tom cruise is a metaphor for george bush's right thumb, savvy?
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You must have a blast reading the trash magazines. Tom Cruise and his attitude lost appeal to me around the same time "Days Of Thunder" came out.
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I love how you say, "he earned his money" Are you that utterly fricking daft?
No one, and I mean no one, should make that much money doing that little.
we as a society are deeply flawed, and it's retarded shit hobbyists without the foresight or the courage that are to blame (yeah you, roll over and belly up baby).
Heart surgeons make squat,
nurses make shit, teachers nil, you say earned his money? fuck that, you're an industrial cloned asshat, and always have been. You're going to say I'm jealous? ha ha, I'm 6', a poet, bright, with two loving children I didn't have to adopt because I'm not an overpaid gay actor trying to pretend I'm a heterosexual conservative plateful of wholesome american box office crap. I am an actor, I do it for free, I am a musician, I do it for free, I am a poet, I do it for free. you, however, are a piping hot glass full of midget piss that should be chilled and launched off to uranus. I would never have the balls to say my poetry, art, or acting was worth that much money, do you realize how many poor dying children 20 million could save? while he spends it on scientology? I mean, if you could write, if you had even an ounce of something interesting to offer, I might find something to like about you, or take you seriously, but I can't. you're just a sell out, typical "oh well, whatever" attitude at its finest -- welcome to the new generation of conforming lemmings people, and sadly you're that way with no talent or nothing to sell. you say to me, oh I'm just bitter? honey I'm infinitely richer than tom cruise, elizabeth taylor, or michael jackson, without even trying, know why? I'm healthy, talented, aware, and I give it away for free. I make an effort to help people and children in my community by teaching for free, donating my extras, informing people about genocide, AIDS, bad politics. What in the fuck do you do? other than bitch and play the part of the other sister? exactly, perhaps you juggle.
Edited on May 22, 10:03 p.m. because ''. -
jerry macquire is definitely in the 10 worst movies ever made, and top gun is the second worst movie ever, right behind that cop movie with Eddie Murphy and Deniro, and right in front of silence of the lambs, or what was that fucking mel gibson movie? Signs. PLEASE! How awful is mel gibson?
Don't get me started. I may have to whip up a caserole.
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That's effing hilarious! I hate that bastard too, but get ready to be tortured by million teenage girls now. I had once written a poem expressing my dislike for Ben Stiller but threw it away the moment I finished it. This is great!
I'm not sure why would Nimuee paste some S&G lyrics but those suddenly flashed some nostalgic memories. I've got to look for their CD again...lost mine almost 2 years back and entirely forgot about them.
Take care and keep cracking up up
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give it all away, what the fuck am I gonna do, take it with me? lol
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So watcha gonna do when you get that famous, eh?
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Yes well...
I enjoyed wasting your points anyway.
Tonight I’ll sing my songs again,
I’ll play the game and pretend.
But all my words come back to me
in shades of mediocrity
Like emptiness in harmony ...
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You must not read the paper, see, here's how
it affects me. Page 1, headline tom cruises new
love interest full color picture, katie holmes, publicity
hype... etc... page 27 c, AIDS kills 2 million children
in the last ten years, page 28d, genocide.
Tonight on the news? more about tom cruise
less about REALITY. I personally take offense to
that, I can see, how the majoritty of
americans that can barely read because
the malls and free salami tray hand outs
have turned them into domestic selfish
ass hats that don't care about war, death,
corrupt governments or the future, but see
I can read, and I do care, savvy.
See, because I'm in the industry
I know how the ball rolls, you don't
it's very easy for people like you to not
care about anything really, other
than shitty rhyming poetry, and
stuffing a bunch of egyptology
up your ass, as if that's going
to make you seem any more interesting
than the other 9 million lemmings
doing the same thing to be new age
and hip. -
You must not read the paper, see, here's how
it affects me. Page 1, headline tom cruises new
love interest full color picture, katie holmes, publicity
hype... etc... page 27 c, AIDS kills 2 million children
in the last ten years, page 28d, genocide.
Tonight on the news? more about tom cruise
less about REALITY. I personally take offense to
that, I can see, how the majoritty of
americans that can barely read because
the malls and free salami tray hand outs
have turned them into domestic selfish
ass hats that don't care about war, death,
corrupt governments or the future, but see
I can read, and I do care, savvy. -
Hi, well whatever I say I will probably put my foot in it, why all this anger against an actor? he earned his money so what he does will it what should we care, I heard he had done quite a bit for charity? ok you have your opinion that's your right, and I have mine and that's my right too. all the best, Di
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yep damn brutal and harsh and cruel and...yeah...damn. brilliant...you always state it like it is...much love Amritha
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funny
Oh dear, you are really straightforward! :-) I like this piece. But hey, that's the life. Some people have everything, others have nothing. It doesn't mean that those who have a lot of money, glory and whatever you can imagine are happy. -
Damn. Just damn. Harsh as hell. If you like pop culture/socially commentative poems, you should read some of my own work like "Ode To A Brooklyn Flower," "Until The Fat Lady Sings," "Dip This," and "Mirror Mirror." This piece has bite, and I certainly look forward to reading more of your work. Please feel free to read any/all of my own poetry posted on this site under the domain name "k-dense," including but not limited to, any of the poems mentioned above.-Curtis Meyer
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GREAT WORK
LMAO That was wonderful, my friend! I am always glad to see that you are keeping up your traditions of work like this! GREAT WORK!
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love it!
LMAO! Quality! extremly funny, very clever. Mean but pure joke- love it! -
Cute...and entertaining! I'm wondering why all of this bothers you so much that you would feel the need to write this poem...how does it affect you personally? I'm not being critical, I don't care what you choose to write about...just curious.
I enjoyed the write...it made me smile!
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Hahahahahaha. This is fucking great. Hilarious, brutal, honest. Cleverly written and beautifully vulgar. I want to see more of this kind of writing, so entertaining.
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