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everybody punch TWO squirrels

everybody punch a squirrel - they can't talk back.
They won't troll, they won't post offensive material...
well maybe on your front lawn; after all,
who wants to see their nuts?

prevent repression. use your voice.
power to the poets!

please sign below to show poetryality
and the poet's revolution your support!

After revising some of these in question, I've come to conclude based on a response from a mod, that because it was not positive poetry- it should not be allowed!

so how bout them cutters? suicidal angsty depressed folks? are they ok because their problems, as gory and horrible and endless, are not with ap?

PUNCH TWO SQUIRRELS- I already stole their nuts!!!

let's not be poor Marauded squirrels.
When we get punched- punch back.

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poetryality needs us! request her unbanning! write sign, post, support!
Written May 21st, 2005

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  • poisonsilver
    May 31, 2005
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    huh? why the hell would this be pulled?

  • RainyLullaby
    May 25, 2005
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    My friend, a colorguard member, was spinning a rifle and trying to say my name and it came out Kris-spin. SO it became my nickname and we spell it kryspin. *Punches two squirrels* YAY I SUPPORTED THE CAUSE!!


  • SimplyTheTruth
    May 24, 2005
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    Wait, she was banned? I read the column that's been up there all day and it makes a lot of sense! The beginning talks about free speech, and if they're banning her for posting that, it's a clear violation!

  • John Thorne
    May 24, 2005
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    : unches two squirrels?:: Eh...hilarious! And yes, I WILL support this! Totally! Heeheehee...contravercy is SO much fun! I myself have had problems with AP in the past. So you have my support!


  • kryspin
    May 24, 2005
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    how did you get a name like kryspin for anickname - plus spelt like mine?


  • CountryCousin
    May 24, 2005
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    I support her

    The last time I punched a squirrel it tried to eat my hand off. Got to watch them squirrels. Hey I suppose poetreality in many ways and I will watch and see how this goes. There are others that posted things that were pretty offensive but she knows that I support her.


  • PiratexxLove
    May 24, 2005
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    AWESOMENESS MAJORLY

    oh wow, at first, i was like wow funny stuff, then the tone was like...SWITCH TO POETRY RIGHTS, i loved it,"PUNCH TWO SQUIRRELS- I already stole their nuts!!" That though, is just a tad bit EAWWWWWWWWWWWWWish....but over all tis a great poem and a kickass message to send!!! LOVE IT!

  • Phrozen
    May 24, 2005
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    You rock! Fight fight fight!

    Phrozen

  • Jay Is Magic
    May 22, 2005
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    I'm slightly confused, and slightly tired. Times ten.


  • rhiannon 11
    May 22, 2005
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    hmmmm i am laffing and i am not sure why. i guess i musta missed it. but then again squirrels make me laff so it gets more confusing.
    Edited on May 22, 9:13 p.m. because ''.


  • Blkwidow77 silver member
    May 22, 2005
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    I'm right there at your shoulder chica! ^^-^^

    Count me in anytime! Though I tend to be fairly clueless when anything going down... till it's over. ~ahem~ ._.''

    Knock me in the head with an IM if you need back up! By the way, loved the lines:

    ~~well maybe on your front lawn; after all,
    who wants to see their nuts?~~

    Just cracked me up!
    Edited on May 22, 9:11 p.m. because ''.


  • kryspin
    May 22, 2005
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    stand up

    thanks to everyone. be sure to pass this on...as the biaises of "unsuitable content" are perhaps geared at "Flagged people"


  • ArtFullyMe silver member
    May 22, 2005
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    Well....I never sign anything before reading the fine print.. ( even though rodents can be irritating ) Should I guess my old nickname 'Rat' would be a strike against me ? ...

    Ahh well I do agree with the idea of revolutions though.. as long as they aren't spins..

    ~~Lisa/whims

  • RainyLullaby
    May 22, 2005
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    Lol...very funny!!! I'll support! After all I do have a nickname of Kryspin and that's why I'm reading a poem by her....
    Just one thing...what's a squirrel? Once I know I will be able to support a little better.

    Signed:Raine


  • The Phoenix Returns
    May 22, 2005
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    Signed: Aashik.

    This revolution belongs to all of us and you've my support!


  • poetryality silver member
    May 21, 2005
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    I plead the fifth, but please note: I am here and read my motto!

  • SpeechfuLL
    May 21, 2005
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    Good.

    LoL, I like it. More than amusing (",) nice to read something light & funny, thanks!

  • kryspin
    May 21, 2005
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    I have a reputation uh oh
    thank you very much!


  • NoIQ gold member
    May 21, 2005
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    I happily support the cause, because it's you and Poetryality; though I admit since I just signed on I am supporting without having read anything. But hey, reputations precede both of you, and I definitely can tell from the poem I am a supporter of limiting squirrel access. Because I am a lawyer no one is ever going to claim I'm a mammal -- shark and snake are the animistic choices of my profession.

    Anyway, ban squirrelss -- support Kryspin and Poetryality.

  • kryspin
    May 21, 2005
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    i support the cause

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