Occasionally, I'll meet a real professional:
The Ten Foot Squirt-er
The Yodeler
Or The Famous
Clit Slapper...
It wasn't until I met Juanita
the egg cracker from guadalajara
that I knew the sweet satisfaction
Of penicillin, and beer-goggle
eradication.
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Written May 18th, 2005
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I've honestly never laughed so hard, I must go and read this again. x -shirley-
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lol eeew
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NO! Don't slap the eggs...
One must gently beat them. -
The queefs? the QUEEFS!!? Well... Strewn throughout, a few here a few there.
silent but deadly. Once though, cheri adler queefed right in my face while I
was eating her out... gross bitch. She ruined my journey record, I could never
listen to it the same again. -
That's just WRONG.
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I'll take mine with a side of sausage, hold the cheese.
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Upon reading the definition of "egg cracker" - I do think I'll skip the omellettes... learn something new every day.
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Before judging can commence, I need a clarification here. "where's the queef?"
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Oh that takes talent. Thanks for clearing that up.
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"egg cracker" noun, a woman that can insert a chicken egg into her vagina, and crack it with her vaginal muscles keeping the shells in as the egg drips out into the pre-omellete bowl, savvy.
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hehe
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ROFLMAO!!
ahh the joys of CLAP!!!in' lololololol this was bloody hilarious..
made me howlllll!!! for ages..
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I had to read this because of the title. It was absolutely hilarious. Aweomse piece. Write on. ~*~SpydurPoet~*~
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I too find myself wondering about 'egg slapper', and going off in too many disturbing directions.
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omg. lol... short, not-so sweet, but hilarious. I'm not so sure as to what an "egg cracker" is, but still - the thought of the simple imagery with those words and "professional" gives ample room for imagination.
too funny!
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