"A Republican Poem?"

Well, they're looking for a goddamned political poem. Mr. "George W Bush" or some other horse-shit waste of a name is hosting it. Well, sorry, buddy, but there isn't anything poetic about Republicanism. It is wrong. And it is evil. And it is un-American.

Consider the very basis of their party: states rights. Seperate votes on issues for states. Seperate cirriculae for learning. Seperate law enforcement agencies.

Now consider 9/11.

Could we have predicted it? Not really. You see, Florida law enforcement agencies would've had to go through a LOT of bureaucracy to tell New York that there were some suspicious-lookin' folks with Visas from Iran who wanted to buy flying lessons, because they were formerly picked up on suspicion in New York. But no can do this time. Why? Because the states law enforcement agencies had entirely separate paper trails. Good ol' States Rights. Now clean up the rubble, you red-state rednecks. You can use the money we give you for taxes.

You know New Jersey, Connecticut, Illinois, Minnesota, Massachusetts, California, and New York all LOSE money overall on their taxes, because they go to other states, right? And guess what, all these states that get their money sent around the nation are all blue states. And guess where the money goes: that's right, 8 of the top 10 recipients of tax funds are red states. You're welcome. Thanks for letting 9/11 happen.

Conservative ideology has failed. There, there's a good poem for you. States rights LOSE. There IS no argument. We aren't a Confederacy, you cousin-marrying slaveholders lost out on that one in '61.

But you're welcome for the New Deal and the Tennessee Valley Authority so you don't have to SWIM to work. Whenever you decide to turn off Jerry and GO to work, that is.

But you Republicans don't really like history lessons, do you? OH no, they bring back nasty words, like...Iran-Contra. Do any of you hillbillies know how bad that stuff really was? You KNOW that your self-defecating alzheimer's-overrun dirty old bastard of a President Ronald Reagen SOLD chemical and biological weapons to Iraq, right? To fight Iran with? That killed over 1,000,000 people in the '80's? Or are you going to blame that one on the 'liberal media' even when its staring you in the face?

Speaking of the 'liberal media,' everyone who says there's a media bias of any kind is a fucking moron. Of course, Armstrong Williams, et al., were conservative colonists who had to be PAID by the Bush Administration to support No Child Left Behind (244,000 taxpayer dollers, to be precise), but, early this millenium the GOP and the Democrats both funded a little thing called the "Project For Excellence in Journalism." Guess what it found: 44% of media had some degree of liberal bias, 50% had some degree of conservative bias, 6% had a completely neutral presentation of news. And I'll give them a margin of error and call it even.  You're welcome.

And we all know how the invasion of Iraq was based on lies, and how that nation has just gotten worse, as has Afghanistan, and lies, lies, blah blah blah, and how Colin Powell threw a report he was supposed to make to the UN in the air and shouted "I'm not saying this; this is bullshit." And how George W. Bush wrote a personal letter to the New York Times editor after reading his editorial about Bush Sr., and how that letter said, "you fucking son of a bitch. We will not forget this." (look it up!) And how Halliburton was awarded free, no-bid contracts in Iraq, and how the entire Administration is corrupt. That's all old hat, so I won't bore you with it, you already know you're supporting a liar, thief, murderer, alcoholic, racist, homophobic, sexist, greedy little waste of medicine.

"God told me to strike at al Qaeda, and then God told me to strike at Saddam Hussein." -George W. Bush

"God always has, and continues to, bless especially the people of the United States." -George W. Bush

"I am convinced God is on our side." -Adolf Hitler

No rants? Well, fuck that. A rant is the best I can do. There certainly isn't any poetic beauty in ANYTHING involving a Republican. Now go clean that blood off my flag, you damn redneck terrorist-feeding America-haters. Get those oil stains off, too.