I'm not here to cause heat
To cause a ruckus?
Buddy, I'm just here to meet
Mr. Dicky Buttkiss,
and hand him his
free asshat.
I've come down from yonder
see -- my pole's bend?
I'm here for sweet Jesu
To let Uranus mend
There was an unholy war
you see, in the land of poetry
the Trolls... they all purged
And permanently submerged
Jesu, up to his knees
in K-Y and viscuine.
I was there man
this is no joke
we lined up the trolls
And gave them the poke
(hence, my pole's bend)
but please keep your ear lent
there's more, this whore?
horus8, he chose to masturbate
And posthumously deflate
What the good lord did CREATE!
A brand new GOD, but
WITH A REBATE!!!
"I know" said little Joe from Kokomo,
"how in the fuck did you think
that troll's mate?
That cad's from Mexico."
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Written May 13th, 2005
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save a troll kill a unicorn! you crack me up.
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holy shit.. this was too funny
hehehhehehheh omg.. you troll for jesus.. this should be a song hun..
hallejuah..!! amen..
I loved it..
Hhahahahhahahha
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another good retort to the injustices one feels compiled to stand up against. I always enjoy your humorous yet serious writes thaks!
Love and light
blaze -
haha...
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I can almost hear the dueling banjos now.
Man, i wish i had a pole.
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You go on with your bad self!
Like I told Renee, I love settlin' back with popcorn and beer and watching the Horus8 Show! YAYYY FOR THE TROLLS OF AP! 
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Well, I'm not on the up-and-up on what's going on, but I really do like this piece!
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You did a great job producing this in the time you and Martooni were having your own fun little troll-fest, Horus. I was impressed by your comments there. Hell man, what better example of the problems of a policy directed at censorship than the fact it was unity on dissent that led you and the 'toon to make amends (at least that's how I read your two poets' excellent thoughts). Meanwhile, here you show the creativity that had you on my favs list independently. Part spark of poetic genious, and part spark of political dissent. 100% excellent.
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Yeah... what they said above After reading Kevins latest column dealing (or should I say, NOT dealing) with the troll issue, I couldn't resist this timely poem... guess it's the troll deep inside me...
And as for the unicorn bit...go ahead kill 'em all, they're dastardly creatures out to destroy the earth and eat all the ice cream.
Oops.. did I fall into the troll trap??!!
Dee
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this is excellent... and i would love to fuck that little troll right in the shaven ass... and blow wads of troll shit all over the place....
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LOL! this is absoulutly HILLARIOUS! they should call that kind of censorship "ogering" LOL anyway this is a nice piece and it is pretty funny too
kudos
oh just for the hell of it
I HATED this poem i think it was discusing and over the top with it's porograhpic and childish metaphores- grow up-
Happy now
Your poison -
Hahahahahaha You are the main troll and I love it! Now where the hell is the bridge, I heard there was a party under there somewhere. Prepare to be banned you diviant (just kidding) or am I? Hey, I am offended by the "unicorn" reference, they are mentioned in the Bible you know, but--um--I have never seen the word "troll", but then as righteous and holy as I am, I do confess, I don't know all the words mentioned in the Holy Book!
Now, horus, this is not one of your better works and I don't say this to incite a debate or arguement as it were. I like your poem Spade, the best of all I have read of your works.
Let the trolls loose and they say just about any damn thing! I mean really!
Love ya Man! Keep strolling or did I mean trolling!
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You're mental but you make me laugh so can't be all bad
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LOL
The comment was cuter than the poem.
This was better than me rationalizing that Mary was a hermaphrodite.
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i see a poem by you and i can't resist because i know i will be either truly delighted or trned the hell off.this litty ditty entertained me to the upmost.it was very creative.i'm quite partial to trolls.so why not troll for Jesu.this is not offensive though.horus are you losing your touch?
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Makes sense
No don't say you went and killed a unicorn. My favorite fantasy creature. Well this turned out different from what I thought but then I won't criticize because somehow this makes sense to me in my crazy, eccentric brain.
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