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Jew Lee Is A Homophobe

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Jew Lee does not read Homer
And thinks that Oedipus is a house plant
She doesn't care for French cuisine
Her father is a red state diplomat
Jew Lee doesn't know the capitol of Peru
Or what those silly Incas do
She donated two cans of soup
To the tsunami victims of Phuktu
Jew Lee likes Emily Dickinson
but, then again, don't you?
Let's all join the evangelical work force
Save every fetus, and never divorce
Let our blue eyed boys get up on the pope
Look, there goes a fag!
Get me a rope!

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Written May 9th, 2005

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  • ceXee
    August 7, 2005
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    i see who 'jew-lee' is but dont know anything about her except what you say here. its pretty damn funny though, the name....plus every point in this write.


  • kryspin
    June 1, 2005
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    always full of surprises and political zany humour.

    hope you get touched by a jew-lee.

    if not, can i touch you?


  • horus8 gold member
    May 12, 2005
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    I AM THE JEW

  • lawyergirl
    May 12, 2005
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    I'm Jewish, but my name isn't Jew Lee, or even Julie. I think I know the capital of Peru, though. I know it isn't Washington D.C. I read Oedipus Rex, but can't tell you if there is a houseplant called Oedipus. I liked this poem Horus. There are a lot of ignorant people in the world.


  • horus8 gold member
    May 9, 2005
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    My three biggest fears

    1. Zionists
    2. Conservative Christians
    3. China


  • Cat gold member
    May 9, 2005
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    ahhh... love it


  • horus8 gold member
    May 9, 2005
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    That's top secret.


  • Thoughtcrime
    May 9, 2005
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    True. What does Jew Lee refer to? Is it an actual person or does it refer to the ideology you presented here?


  • horus8 gold member
    May 9, 2005
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    Dear Kevin,

    My friend, it will always be my great pleasure
    rear-ending the Jew Lee(s) in this world.


  • a7ebech eini
    May 9, 2005
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    This was so hilarious.


  • lively banter
    May 9, 2005
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    This is really great. I really liked how you showed how horrible and stupid ignorance is in a satirical way. You did a nice job with the word usage, the poem flows very smoothly. The message is very important to me since I am gay and I am doing my best to reduce ignornace. Thank you for sharing and keep up the great work.
    -Kevin.


  • Imokon
    May 9, 2005
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    I appreciate the poem for the most part, though I couldn't help but wonder about the name 'Jew Lee'. Many thoughts enter my mind but I wouldn't want to delve into any political/conspiracy theory discussions at this site.

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