1. Apparently, I center justify all of my poetry?
Even though my book 'Juno's Peacock' has not one
center justified poem in it (Perhaps, I just like
the Aesthetics of this fucking place, or
I just don't enjoy my work being so
close to the chat box) my poetry might
catch a case of the 'Hi, I'm a teenage
roll playing geek blues, lets all meet in the chat
box, and save money avoiding motel rooms'.
2. I tan easily, and chew with my mouth open.
3. I probably have fucked your girlfriend... And your boyfriend.
4. I'm published, and the majority of you are not.
(Lets see who leaves poetry.com links and
laugh at them)
5. I'm getting off on you not liking me RIGHT NOW
And I'm rabbit fisting a hot creamy load just thinking about it.
6. I don't have a right thumb, making my middle finger more
pronounced, and my whole arm easier to insert up your ass.
7. The only thing I believe in, is me.
8. By doing that well, I'm more prepared to help you
Shut the fuck up, and fix me a drink, Ass-hat.
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Written May 7th, 2005
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Eww gawd! Now that really has put me off my dinner...
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oh my...you've given me many reasons to hate you, except the one about doing my boyfriend(s) only gives me better ideas...
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Whoa.
First of all, I love this.
Second of all, I strangely love you. XDD
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Different and actually quite refreshing.... Adds a unique perspective to the masses...
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Weird, bad grammar, with initiative
Edited on May 09, 3:36 p.m. because ''. -
No -- the wonderful system does that occasionally -- interprets lower case "l"s as upper case "I"s. Have to love the intelligent design there. However, I have edited the quote to account for the wonders, or limitations, of this software. Thanks for catching it. I have seen it do that elsewhere too -- but the weirdest part is that it is not even consistent.
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You spelled like wrong intentionally?
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Hmmmm. The problem with this poem is that I like you, and none of the reasons provided for disliking you bothers me -- except maybe the girlfriend one, but hey, I'm single at the moment so nothing to really speak of there either... A fun read, as always, Horus.
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Potatos and curry.
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scrambled eggs?
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Lol well this tickled me no end before going off to work on a boring sunday, thanks!
Kat xxx
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thats kinda gross lol, the picture, but hey, its cool you've been published, me too but not poetry, i like to write magazine articles and things like that.
love from the coolest soon to be 16 y.o. genius of the funnest sort
ps. i aggree; nice curtains -
That reminds me. I never did get that ass-hat you promised..the one with spangly things in front.
Sorry to hear about your deformed hand, but it looks well on you and could indeed be your ticket to the big time -- what with the need for reality in Hollywood right now.
I guess I probably missed something along the way, but I came in through the back door and no one said anything. Center justification is fine by me...seems that should be a personal choice. I reckon some feel differntly...but they usually do. -
Notice the skid marks from my chair?
that's when I get really excited and start
banging around behind my desk. -
some mighty fine lace window treatments you got there.
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