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Let's Light Up a Fatty

Look at you
You know 37 different words for pot
Well, aren't you special
Look what you've got
     ...
"Let's light up a fatty!"
Hey, let's not
Getting stoned whenever possible
Is not my story's plot
     ...
I watch you and I cringe
As your life goes to hell
But apparently you don't care
Well, that's just swell
     ...
"Let's light up a fatty!"
What a grand idea
Go right ahead, man
You'll just become one big duh
     ...
I laugh at you real hard
As your brain becomes putty
I'll just walk away
As you light up your fatty.
     ...

Author notes

Yet another one of my straight edge poems LoL
Written May 5th, 2005

A contest entry

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  • xxRainbowDawnxx
    December 7, 2008

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    Haha, that makes me laugh the first few lines. I think I probably can think of at least 15 words for pot myself, how worrying is that? this reminds me of a mate of mine who seriously can't go a day without a joint, nice one.

  • Asabouros.
    November 30, 2008

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    *smacks all the doobie-lovers* BAD. Cool poem.


    I only know 12 words for pot... I feel left out

  • dragonman
    May 6, 2005
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    Genius!

    I have never heard of this term "fatty"... Good description of the drug culture in today's society.

  • cherrygary
    May 6, 2005
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    lol this was a great sxe poem it made me laugh ( sorry if it wasnt supose to ) but ive never heard it called a fatty
    cambria