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MY Interpretation of an e-mail I received.
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Once upon a time
On the side of the road
Was a great big tent
Outside sat a big yellow toad
Inside there was a wizard
To get in you rang a bell
For two bucks, fifty cents
On you he'd cast one spell
The yellow toad did enter
And had a simple wish
I wanted to be green all over
Not yellow green, not greenish
The wizard asked for money
Then called to the planet Venus
The yellow toad turned green
All that is, except his penis
This wizard sigh at the yellow sight
Then sent the toad away
"To the Master Wizard you must go
He will make you green all the way"
The toad hopped down the road
Then entered an elephant of pink
To be grey is what he wanted
The wizard changed him in a wink
The elephant looked so pleased
Until he looked down
His penis was still pink!
Now he looked like a clown
"To the Master Wizard you must go
He'll fix you up right away
First the toad, and now you
This hasn't been a very good day"
How do I get to the wizard?
The elephant stood on the road
"Oh, it's easy" the wizard replied
"Just follow the yellow dicked toad!"
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Author notes
Received this in story form through e-mail, and decided to make a poem out of it. Please note...this is not plagiarized or copyrighted...I took a story, added the tent, and all that, and made it into a poem....
Written November 11th, 2002
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I like this!
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"Follow, follow, follow ,follow, follow the YELLOW DICKED TOAD!"
Hmm, somehow I think Dorothy would have found a faster way home after that...
Make it funky.
~Jessica~
dangerous-angel -
excellent
That's funny! I see all these munchkins singing 'follow the yellow-dicked toad' all of the sudden. A delicious image! -
don't touch it!
this is hilarious! good job!! : D
~stefa -
excellent
ROTFLMAO@yellow dicked toad!!!!! jokes are always funnier when they rhyme like that! -
excellent
Edited by LilMissMuffet on Nov 11 because 'what the f...???'.
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