Have you ever been out with the guys?
And not felt like discussing your 'problem'
Or are you fresh back from the war,
And having a hard time picking up
The ladies?
Well, now there's
LEGS IN A CAN!
Simply pull out legs in a can
And finally put on those pair
Of shoes you've been fighting
To get back into!
LEGS IN A CAN!
Brought to you by the Special Olympics
And Country Musicians against land mines.
(CMALM, pronounced Kamalm
which is Kurdish for duck).
Say no to war
And peer pressure
Today.
www.gangbox.com
Author notes
Written April 28th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Make Your Own Ad Contest II by galfalfa.
333 points, ended June 13, 2006, 7 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Totally twisted
Don't know how I ever missed this one, as I frequent Gal's stuff
You have a twisted sense of humor, but I like it
Hope you did well in this contest.
DT -
hmmmmmm where have i seen this before? This is so friggin sick and, and ....even funnier the second time around Wicked minds are so very hard to find on this site - leastwise hardly anyone's willing to admit it or show it. What a treat a new ad from you would've been. Thank you for your entry horus
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Hahaha, nice. Complete with a picture from rotten.com even! Good work.
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thats pretty fuckn funny (exuse my lang. if you dont like it, pretend i didnt write it)haha. i just hope you didnt make fun of this guy cuz thats just crule.
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*gak!* I knew I'd seen you on the short yellow bus. You was sitting next to the really short guy, right? What a sick and twisted hoot. I loved it. Too sick! Still laughing!
jill -
no spuna?
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That was pretty low, even for you
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No wait...I get it now! ^^; I had to re-read it...and then I saw the picture and it clicked! Sorry for bothering you! XD You are weird!
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I...don't get it? So war makes it hard for guys to get a chick? Thts what I got from it, but I'm not sure if its right.
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This was really funny and it made me laugh, so congratz on winning! You deserved the gold! *~Amber*~
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Thank you for the laugh and congrats!
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hehheehlolzlmao.
You don't need words, chatspeak!
Brilliance. Although I don't understand peer pressure. Randomness, of course, brilliance in random form that I can't grasp?
lolzhahahlmaoroffled.
klove from,
klee. -
Anytime, thanks for the work.
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LOL, I LOVE THIS!!! this is so hilarious. good luck.
4EVER BEIN ME,
WESLEANN -
on springs
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~bursts into peals of laughter~
My god! Some days you're just utterly bizarre! ^^_^^ Oh no... Wait. Never mind. You always are! LMAO Yes... yes. I know. This does have a political point. But um... yeah. You ruined it with the picture! -
Perfect product for our times. I am sure those platinum pair would really impress the ladies. “Holy smacking arseholes, don’t they just gleam!” No this is the most useful of products and one I am sure the Iraqi deployment would crawl across hot sands on hands and what’s left of their knees to own. If there is any money left over from the cruise missile, depleted uranium and body bag budget, this could really have legs.
David
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Hey, Legs In A Can - a wicked idea...I love it!!! LMAO!! Here ya go you runt...now grab yourself a can opener and while your down there you wanna tie my shoe? Thanks for the laughs and entering ...hysterical!
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We could call it 'Sha Sha la Roosta'.
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cock in a can, is what that cat really needs.
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The first two lines did it for me. . .
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I know, hilarious huh.
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omg . . .
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I think you did a good job Horus, regardless of the other two's comments. People in conditions such as the picture above do make fun of themselves, that is how the cope with it. And I agree, we need to say no to war and peer pressure.We need to learn to stand on our own feet and be an individual. And theres always a better way to solve a problem then war. Nicely done. Good luck in your contest. This looks like a winner to me.
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♥Christina♥ -
Dear Creed, I don't know if I should
keep writing, see, that's me in the picture, and
I've been a little down, you know?
So I was considering, suicide. -
My daughter is fond of asking me if she had no arms and no legs would I love her anyhow? Would I put her in a back pack and carry her through the mall?
I tell her I would use her as a doorstop and punchline. -
Sorry, tits in a can is still in the lab,
but we'll let you know when we get it in. -
odd
... this was odd to say in the least. This might step on one too many toes in the end but I can see the attempt on humor with an ad. This is a hard thing to make light of (due to my friendships) but it is a good attempt keep writing..
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