I don't like you,
Not at all,
I'd rather throw you through a wall,
Your cute blonde hair just makes me sick,
I want to hit you with an ugly stick,
I'll be you and you'll be me,
And you'd be smarter then you'll see,
I'd be you and I'd get drunk,
And then I'd marry some old skunk.
We'd divorce after two days,
And then go our separate ways,
I think you're stupid as you see,
I wouldn't be you and wouldn't let you be me,
Because we're as different as can be,
I'd love to chase you up a tree Britney!
Sincerely,
Nicole
A contest entry
- Making Me Laugh by Wolf-dog.
300 points, ended November 18, 2005, 12 entries
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we are sisters for sure, i hate brittany!! this is so SO incredibly good!! great write bub!! humours, flows well and most importantly bags out brit
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o my I LOVE THIS!!! i cannot stand the way britney acts and i would love to chase her up a tree also..haha now that i'm thinking about it...anyway this poem was awesome and i loved the part about her getting married to an idiot and divorcing after two days!!
~alena~ -
Great job!!
Great job I'm still chuckling
Wishing you the best in the contest!!
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This was cute. I agree with vividviolet. Send this to her fan mail. It would be funny to see. Great.
~Benjamin~ -
haha send this to her fanmail! thatd be so funny!!
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I'm not jealous of her. I just don't like her. I wouldn't do half of the stupid stuff that she does. Being rich and famous isn't all that and she isn't that pretty! LOL!
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yeah, this was great. i wouldn't say it is funny, or your a hero of mine or anything but i don't really like her myself i think shes a nasty little skank..but i have to agree with bymyself it more sounds like you are jealous of her more than hating her...anyways w/e
JCrisel -
ha ha noice one.....let it all out...LOL x
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wow this is funny
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this rocks!!! you ar my freakin hero! i would love to see the reaction on her face if she was to ever read this!
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lol what the other girl said u might wanna change the colour of the text as u need to highlight it to read iyt but it is a really good ode and have u heard that song by jonathan davis (korn)called britney you suck its really cool and sorta says what ur sayin
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It dosen't sound to me like you hate her. It sounds like you're jealous of her. I don't care for her in alot of ways either.
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