"Oh goodness me!" She squealed, so awesome was the sight
It really looked gigantic in the pale moon's waning light.
"Put it away, it scares me", she said in mocked alarm,
"I don't know where it's been", but to touch it wouldn't harm.
The big eared elf smiled,"you shouldn't be afraid,
Many fairies sampled it, down in yonder glade".
Catkin thought a moment, shivers running down her spine,
She traced her finger down its form, it really was quite fine.
"Come on, why don't you try it? mortals say it's really great,
Make up your mind,come on now, it's getting very late".
Catkin ran her tongue over this monstrous new delight,
She liked the taste, sunk in her teeth and gave it such a bite.
"Told you , you would like it" elf leaned back against the log,
"In the world of mortals, they call it a real hot dog."
Author notes
Written April 25th, 2005
A contest entry
- The Funnier Side of Life by kiwigirljacks.
1400 points, ended January 24, 2008, 20 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh!!! :HAHAHA by xxRainbowDawnxx.
300 points, ended March 31, 2008, 17 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Funny picture inspired Contest by Griswold.
600 points, ended October 14, 2008, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Try Your Hardest... Because It Is really hard to do with me. by SheWasPreternatural.
797 points, ended May 31, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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This is a classic. Written well, and does not disappoint!
I love the elf's casual peer pressuring *laugh*
Great job! G'luck, it deserves another gold
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Excellent
Such a great prewrite for the contest. A real source of snickers. Best of luck in the contest.
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Very well done and worthy of the Gold's already bestowed it.
Thanks for entering and bast of luck...Scott
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I say the same thing I said last time, oh my!
Thanks for entering
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haha. fantastic. lol. good luck in the contest!
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That was very funny
like waiting for the punchline and there, in the last line, you find it. Cool.
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haha I love it it made me smile thank you very much for the laugh and goodluck to you in my contest best wishes always
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LOL! that's brilliant!
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LOL. I like what you did with this write I think it was pretty funny. good job you made me laugh.
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LOL! That is great! Surprise ending! I love it! My mind was in the gutter! Great job. Thanks for the entry!
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Oh my, I didn't expect that ending at all! It made me worried for a bit but at the end I bursed out in laughter.
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So that's where they come from
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Very cute surprise ending.
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Lol, I love it! You have definitely made me laugh. I wasn't expecting someone to be able to do so well with the comedic option. Very good, and very funny.
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How we tease with illusion and unspoken words just let the imagination run free.....but this is a family show so better keep my thoughts to myself.
Very well constructed but am wondering if you had a smile on your face when you wrote ths piece....
Good luck in the contest.
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OK this one had me laughing out loud
excellent penning as well but had me going on this one LOL very funny!
thanks for entering and good luck in the contest
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hehe this sure made me laugh just the way that you wrote this. hehe congrats on the gold and sory for late commenting
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OMG!!! LMAO! Call me a dirty mind, but the end was not what I expected!!! Really good twist.. Damn really good I must say
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LMAO... these things crack me up... don't know where they come from, but they sure as hell get me giggling.
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lol
funny...i dig it....lol
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Like this, I have a big smile on my face,,,well written good rhyme and the subject matter, well I'll reserve the rest of my comment lol
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really cute!
I loved this! You really had me laughing. You should have seen my husband's face as I was reading it! LOL
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Hystercial!! Very well written!!
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HAHA this made me laugh so much. Thanks for entering our contest!! xx
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Haha... Yeah, I've experienced my own real hot dog quite recently, actually =), but don't tell anyone! Cute little write, the title was very teasing, I must say...
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Great write! This is the second poem I have read that was leading on to something...well...at least in the brains of us dirty minded people LOL and then finished with something totally surprising. Thanks for your entry and best of luck in the contest.
~Ray~
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Lol.
I had a feeling that was the kind of trick you'd hide up that sleeve of yours.
I liked the ending. Cute and sums it all up.
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LMAO. I dont know if you have the dirty mind or if that is me. LOL What a funny write. Well done. Keep them coming and blessed be.
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Hi, takes one to know one,lol, Hugs Di
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How true... how true...LMAO. Thanks for pointing that out.
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Very hilarious write! Kind of weird, but I loved the ending!
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Oh my! What fun; your imagery is terrific and the flow is wonderful. Being an Elf myself I’m prodigious as I love anything that mentions us however I'm not sure about the "Large ear" comment. My only suggestion is to drop the commas at the end of the individual lines; your flow is good enough that they’re not necessary. Amera
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That was AWESOME ^_^ I'm gonna have to go read the other parts now, but it made me laugh. I love how the rhyme scheme flowed. Wonderful write and best o' luck in that contest
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HAHAHAHAHAHA YES. Iam in LOVE with this poem =D
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THAT LAST LINE SAYS IT ALL!!!!!
Told you , you would like it" elf leaned back against the log,
"In the world of mortals, they call it a hot dog."
LOL! SINCE THIS IS PART THREE - something tells me that I'll have to cum back to see the first two parts and all of the others if there are any more! How many parts are they to this masterpiece of humour, anyway?
Thanks SO MUCH for featuring it and GOOD LUCK in the contest with it! You certainly got my vote and attention with this one.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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heeheehee, very good! the rhyme and rhythm are perfect.this certainly gave me a chortle, very well done and best of luck with the contest,
regards,
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Hi, thanks a million, come to think of it must go off to the woods to see what she has been up to,lol, hugs Di
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LOL!! Brilliant, fun, and enjoyable read! Loved it! Thank you for sharing this and thank you for the billion smiles! Loved it!
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This is sweet, it was so cute and the ending caught me off guard. A great entry definately one of my faves so far. Thanks for entering and good luck in all that you do.
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Congratulations on the gold for an awsome poem, and a wonderful contest!
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Hi, thanks a million, I'm glad you made you laugh, we all need to have a giggle once in a while,lol, hugs Di
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This is SoOo funny. There really isn;t anything i can find to critique.
I loved your wording and insinuations. Also the rhyme and flow were spot on.
Thanks for entering my contest and giving me a good laugh.
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Very funny. You fooled me. It is difficult to tell a joke in a poem I think. So kudos to you.
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Here I am entering a contest and decide to make a few comments on the competition and low and be hold, YOU, what chance do I stand. Roaringly funny and as usual, great language, flow rhyme meter and rhythm. You are the best, I bow down to thee. -
Brilliant
Brilliantly Funny oh what a great start to my day
I loved the "twist" at the end great !!
Nice flow of the "story"
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HA HA. Funny. I like the title too, that's catchy.
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Excellent
You made me bust out laughing, Wonderful write I truly admire your imagination and the picture fits so well. Best wishes, Nita -
Hi, just a bit of fun, glad you liked it, thanks a million, hugs,Di
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VERY WELL DONE!!!!! hehe. LOL! This killed me
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Hi, just realised this critique had not had an answer from me, well at first I was a bit puzzled on your critique, then I went to your page and saw your age,mmmmmmmmmmmmm but you seem to know what the second meaning was about so my friend a little less of the I'm so pure and white and butter would not melt in my mouth atitude,you gave the show away by what you wrote, all the best, love and hisses, hugs Di
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Hi, now who's got a naughty mind, lol, thanks a million, hugs Di
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i had read this one of yours before.. and i so totally loved it... so dirty.. yet so not..lol...thanks so much for entering... and good luck.. xoxo stac
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what a cracker
this is proper cool keep working on more cus dis one cracked me up even i thought she took a bite into somefin else kk luv ya's all
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"Told you , you would like it" elf leaned back against the log,
"In the world of mortals, they call it a hot dog."
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Wow
You really had me...ummm... going there
Another great poem! You've got me hooked..
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Sorry you feel that way , you did not ask for a church meeting humour, I shall remove it, suggest you retire to a convent,hugs di
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Hi, heehee got you going, glad it made you laugh, hugs Di
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umm.. this is sort of funny.. but it isn't something that I consider fully appropriate. It gets people thinking pervertedly. Which isn't good.
Thanks
God Bless
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Hi there, thanks a million, glad it made you smile, lol, hugs Di
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LOL *wiping away tears of laughter* This one was too funny. Thanks for entering. Good luck.
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Naughty naughty naughty *laughs* I like it
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Just goes to show what the mind can imagine the words to mean. only to find out in the end, that everything you thought was so far from the reality. I enjoyed this poem immensely. a wonderful write well done and good luck in the contest
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LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO OMG. I was thinking it would be something else *Cough* a guys manhood *cough* hahaha, awesome job, didn't see that coming there.
thanks for entering my contest.
take care,
Jasmine
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Hi thanks a million, hugs Di
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lol everytime I turn around you pop up out of nowhere......Funny.... I hope you win
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wow...loved it!! definitely my fav out of the series. Most poems I've read that were supposed to be funny, aren't really funny at all. But this one was great! But really, if you think about it, a really innocent, sheltered person prolly wouldn't take it to be naughty. What can I say? I guess I have a dirty mind...lol. Keep it up! I love your writing! -Maddy
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Haha I love this!!! I don't get to read enough humor writes, this is exactly what i needed
An extremely clever story/poem, I really like it a lot you chose a great piece to enter! Great job, and good luck, and thank you for the encouraging words
Meg
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The Master strikes again I love every little word of this I'm so pleased to see a little humour in among the darkness here.
This would sit so well in my contest,Zany crazy humour pity they clash mine ends in 2 days. Love it thank for brightening the gloom Good luck in this contest -
lol kewl i think its a hit well done, i enjoyed reading it!
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HAHA...man at the beginning i thought it was something else...lol. this is very clever....it made me laugh a lot at the end..~~shor-t~~
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fantasic
great poem, i can get over that fact that it had me going to a whole diffrent kind of ending, very well done -
hee hee- this made me laugh! such a wicked write, with a great twist at the end- well done! (and I'm sorry for taking so long to comment- my computer is a bit rubbish, and it keeps shutting down, hence my hatred of technology) anyway- a great, funny write- nice!
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Love this mind-leading write, you did indeed fool me! I think I speak for everyone when I ask 'when will part four be posted?'
You have great talent.
Kate
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great and funny
cool poem makes you think that its rude but its not! is funny nice one
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you have really good skills with your writing..i really like this write..keep it up
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sick skills
you got it
the question is what are you gonna do with it
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this is so great. it is hilarious. are you going to make another in the kinky fairy series?
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Very good! I absolutely love the ending. Great twist.
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Love this, very funny great for those who always keep their mind in the gutter. I liked the ending, very surprising. Good luck in the contest
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great poem. very funny indeed.keep writting for you have great talent.good luck in the future with everything u doand everything that comes in contact with you.
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well done, leads your mind in so many directions...
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that was funny....nice nice nice.....you had me going....but i liked the humor behind it all..
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WHOA! Suprise Ending there. But this ws still a GREAT poem. Cute, and funny.
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Hi, thanks a million, glad it gave you a giggle, hugs Di
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Hi thanks a million, glad it made you laugh, hugs Di
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This was a great poem and very funny. I loved it. Great job keep up the good work. Good luck in the contest
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Haha, you lead me on to believe it was something else...yess..I liked this...hah, it was brilliant..Had me fooled until you said "sunk in her teeth" then I thought..umm has to be something different. Haha, this was an awesome piece though..I really liked it! Great job!
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Hi thanks a million, hugs Di
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This had me laughing so hard! Thanks for the laugh- I needed one today!
~Summer Kiss~
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awesome write, the kind of humor that i cannot bend myself to achieve. congratulations...
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hilarious
hi this is feisty rocker's freind that was REALLY funny
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okay, this is really hilarious! the ending was perfect. i laughed my ass off! good write. great job. kristen
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This was so funny!! I loved iT!!!
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well naughty!, well fun! truly awsome, keep it up!!!!!!
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