I think my kids are crazy
I know this much is true.
They are all so lazy
There is nothing they will do.
Instead of picking their things up
They throw them all in a pile.
Cleaning up after themselves,
Well that’s just not their style.
Take me here and take me there
Is all they ever say.
I should install a meter
So they would have to pay.
I know I may sound bitter
But I live with them everyday.
Little angels they are not
Unless they want their way.
So listen closely children of mine
I have some advice for you.
If you like this life of yours
Here’s what you’ll have to do.
Pick up all your things
And put them all away.
Consider the legs god gave you
As transportation for just a day.
Don’t ask me for any money
Because I’m not the local bank.
Guess you’ll have to earn your cash
Forgive me for being so frank
Do you homework completely
Is that so much to ask?
It doesn’t have to be a
Long and drawn out task.
The telephone is mine tonight
I don’t care if you miss a call.
If it’s really that important
Use the payphone at the mall.
Your Mother is on strike today
And you all know the reason why,
If you want me back on the job'
You’ll have to pitch in and try.
Good Luck to you my children
Ill sees you in a while.
I’m off to tend to myself
I say with a great big smile :-)
Adding your comment:
I love the motherly humor you have shared with us, it put a smile on MY face 
Thankyou so much. ~Pam 
That would be a diaster. 
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