A young fellow whose first name was Zip
Every morning he would skinny dip
Someone stole clothes and car
And he had to walk far
Was an embarrassing bare ass trip.
Author notes
Written April 20th, 2005
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A contest entry
- Ha Ha Very Funny by Vampstress.
300 points, ended October 23, 2006, 48 entries
Silver trophy winner
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450 points, ended May 12, 2008, 32 entries
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472 points, ended February 9, 19 entries
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What did you think
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lmao, this is so hilarious. You did a great job with this, and indeed, it had to have been embarrassing. Thank you so much for entering my contest and good luck.
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LOL ... what you don't know is how many entries I've deleted because they are not limericks. Good job with this and thank you for entering.
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This is good
Good luck in the contest .
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lol
this is funny i enjoyed reading this
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Funny piece. I can see why it's won the trophies it has netted, it's quite funny and entertaining. Best of luck in future contests with it.
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This is funny. Amazing imagery lol, but the flow is off a tad. Thank you for your entry though.
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Actually ...
I think this is a true story. Now tell us if you were arrested on the way home.
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lol.... this one is really funny. best of luck
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Zip is a very unusual name. I suspect you might have chosen it because it rhymes with dip. I didn't laugh at this.
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Now Zip was born with one hand
Which was busy holding his gland
But he stepped on some glass
The pain shot to his a**e
Poor Zip landed flat on the sand.loved your Limerick :)) hope you don't mind the extension - I just can't help myself at times.
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i loved it very funny
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Yes, good
Definitely fits under current events:-) Cute one.
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Funny, very funny, I can just picture it now. LOL. Well thanks for entering this one into my contest and good luck.
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very cute, made me smile
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well that was just damn odd
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Poor Zip he was warned though. No more Dippin' for him! i thought this was cute, I know several people that would fit both parts. Nice!
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very funny
This is what I call a limerick
Funny not crude that's the trick
I feel sorry for Zip
And his bare ass trip
Just as well his name wasn't Dick.
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Very funny. Cheeky, short and to the point. It really works. I think had you extended this poem it might have lost it's funny parts, but as it was it worked well and was sharp and witty.
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Oh my god i love this its so funny, its wicked short but you could fit everything into that little space, great write, keep it up, good luck in the contest
~Linzi~
Edited on Apr 22, 7:07 because 'i forgot to say good luck'. -
HAHAHA! This made me laugh and I needed to laugh out loud
Thanks for sharing and goodluck in the contest!
Charishma -
wtf i like it
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