O God I love Thy buttocks
They are very cute
On the cross
Stark naked
And
Ready
To
Be
FUCKED
Author notes
Some more naughty anal stuff at www.allpoetry.com/poem/1025871 .
Written April 13th, 2005
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You know, you are the only person to have spotted the bot-shape to date. Congrats! Keep rating at PR!
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I like the panty shape. Made me want to fall into the screen. Stared so deeply into it I banged my head.
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Can you say....HELL!!!! LOL
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this poem will be removed from my contest because it does not fit the guildlines, best of luck next time
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hehe .. I just about croaked when I read this .. this is absolutely awesome ..
You, obviously, have a true and overwhelming love of "Your Lord and Savior, Hugs and Kisses, Christ Almighty", which is simply heart-warming to see .. hehe .. man .. this was great -
hmmm... odd.. seems your hoping for 'shock points' to help you win rather than poetical talent, but i doubt anyone thinks this poem is 'kinky' enough to win the contest, but hey, free speech eh?
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Hmm...never thought of it that way...maybe that is what the "Shroud of Turin" was really for
...short and to the point...well done!
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Oh my, that's just unique and so very creative...it is beyond me how one can think of something like that! Three thumbs up! Asides, I hope it's okay to say that I just found this piece extremely hilarious (is still giggling)...me? I think I'm in love with it.
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funny poem...interesting
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This is funny for me, personally, because my boyfriend looks like Jesus. No, really, even his super-reilgious mother calls him Jesus sometimes. And he does have a rather nice butt. (sigh) Good luck in the contest!
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this is hilarious. I love it. Wonderful job.....and I don't think theres much else to say on the matter, lol.
Always,
Chelsea -
oh my...
I am without words.
I love you.
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i don't really believe in god, because i have never met or seen him, great poem, and the people that comment in here about how 'god is real and i bet ur goin to hell blah blah' i wouldnt really care wat they would say, unless they can prove their beliefs, sorry about my yappin, but i haven't really seen somethin like this in a while, good job, this is pretty interesting. good luck in my contest!
ps. i really didnt know the exact meaning of this poem, are you perverted and want to fuck god, or do you just hate him? or do you believe in god and feel sorry for what happened to him? you should add an author's comment.. -
Ummm.... You have issues there buddy... lol Cuz uh, you have no idea about anything, do ya? You don't know nothing about God if you think that Christianity has messed up society. If anything, it has made it all the more better But thanks for taking the time to read one of my poems, and so I thought I would redo the favor. I don't say this comment in anger or in any way to argue with ya. You are entitled to your own views and beliefs, and for that, I respect you. God Bless You my friend...
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You are the first person to spot the botty-shape. Congratulations! Of course this is not a "blasphemy poem" per se, more of a meditation on butt-worship and use.
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intersting little poem. and then to shape it like the crack of an ass. im afraid i have to say thats about as original as it is thought. religion bashing is passe i'm afraid, ive done enough of it myself so i don't necessarly find it blasphemous or shocking or even offensive for that matter. perhaps maybe a little more of a cheap shot because myself and others have put alot more work into a blasphemy poem than this. but ill give you a A for effort for the asscrack shape.
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Yea but if you said sucking you would have to completely rewrite this because then his buttocks wouldn't be of effect use :/ hmmm the mind does boggle
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Good...idk what it means but ok
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No, it is an allegory. Religion has fucked up humanity; now the boot is on the other foot. Blasphemy is in the eye of the foolish beholder. Also, don't you think you were looking for fault when you clicked on a poem with this title?
Edited on Apr 16, 5:23 p.m. because ''. -
Very funny response. The problem of taking him from behind is indeed an important one. Perhaps I should have said SUCKING....
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THis should be deleted. It is offensive and blasphemous.
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Ha ha! Oh, this was funny... I'm going to have to check back on this to see the comments you get. They as fun to read as the poem is. I'm sure you'll offend some, that seemed like the point, really. I hope you offend a lot of people.
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ha ha ok then. Don't be mad
Cara rolls up her sleeves Ok smart guy I have never heard something so crappy in my entire life. The use of 'thy' is totally random as you do not apply continuity to its use in the poem. How do you know if God's buttocks were cute. Were you there when God (or should I say Jesus) was crucified or are you going by manufactured relics that are highly overpriced. He wasn't stark naked on the cross funny enough and it would be very hard to fuck him. Especially on a cross. What were you gonna do climb up the cross and hold on for dear life. You would find that because he was facing outwards that it would be extremely hard to take him from behind (no pun intended)
Lots of Love
Your personal critic
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It's an allegory. God fucked us so let's reciprocate.
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Excellent!
An achievement made all the more glorious by virtue of its brevity, this is humour. You pull no punches, nor should you.
If we cannot laugh at even this, what some might call 'blasphemy,' then what can we laugh at? The world's a sad place when people get outraged by mere words.
Pen on!
- Giovanni
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So let's have it!
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I'd agree with Jerome but you have to admit it is unusual. You're certainly looking for some criticism and a reaction lol. Good luck! xx
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I think this is friggin funny. Well written man. I love the bit about giving God one up his ass. Hope he's got some lube handy. Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho
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But it's quite unusual.
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sadly this is neither interesting, intelligent, nor poetic.
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Oh, my gosh. I am speechless. Such blasphemy! LOL. Yet, you get it out in one quick swoop of the pen. Surely, you will offend quite a few. Luckily I'm not as religious as I once was, or I might shake a finger or two. A very interesting piece!
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rrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Abide with me and soft falls thy fart
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