Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
you bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what's your revenge, your on the rag.
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Written April 5th, 2005
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THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME IF YOU ARE A GIRL WILL YOU FUCK ME?
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lol very discriptive and a bit sarcastic and funny. The picture is surly painted with your words on this one good rhyme and flow with this pice
love and light
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This really paints a picture, lol, really descriptive, it had a good flow, kinda gross in parts but funny all the same, great write, keep it up, love Romanee, xx
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LOL You are sick. Sick I tell you.
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At first I just hated this very graphic description, but when I got to the end , it had me ROTFL!!!! Well done! Should have saved an applause!Linda
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nice stealing things, eh?
saw this 3 years ago, babe.
get over it.
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hehe, yea, I am definately a guy. This is my sort of... olive branch, I guess, to all the ladies, and the shite they go through for the guys they love
( or lust >=D )
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YAY!
"But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees"
see, thats what happened on friday past, but no, i had to not be a tease, and plus i have a thing where its really hard for me to say no. thats exactly what i had to do, but it took forever for him to cum and he just sat there, so i did drag my teeth alittle, but, he likes it rough so this sped up the whole process, you have put the dirty job of a blow job, into words, i would hug you, now im going to send him the adress for this....i hope he gets the point! -
Ewww... lol.... I’ve just written an ode to oral sex too… but mine makes it sound considerably more appealing than yours... I gotta hand it to you though... I think your version is way more honest & to the point!!
Good stuff!
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great
um yeah to all those out htere whom left a message on this thinking a female wrote it look at the main page it says that it is a male (I am a 20 year old single man from TN (USA). ) Um yeah maybe we should look at that slight info before we jump to conclusions. Oh and hun great poem i think it was fun and perfectly rymed. Keep up the good work..... -
It sums up the bad side of giving head, but does so in a cute and funny way. The rhymes are superb, and add to the mood of the entire piece. Well done.
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LOL perfectly sick and twisted but absolutly hilarious. I both loved and hated the ending. How ironic! Oh well, it was very nice.
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so glad you all enjoyed it
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AHHHHH
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Haha, that was great. It really made me laugh. Yeah, I think blow jobs are a little...not pleasant. You summed it up in this poem. And the rhyming was brilliant. I'm always so amazed at people's rhyming because I can't do it for shit. So yeah, good job.
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lmao eww
hahah that's just too funny and shocking... wow... i'm glad i always return the favour or there'd be no way in hell that i'd get good stuff like that in first place, thanks for the warning from the other side, you definately de-glamourized oral pretty well there... ewwww not the normal words you'd hear to describe sex, fishy, makes you wonder why you grabbed for his fly...
cheers to you, bite him next time if he doesn't return the favour...
gooday
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haha....thats some funny shit...i like it though...and thats soo true man..i hate giving my babe head..i just dont like it..and plus if he dont ever do anything for me then why am i gunna please him?...well good write..i loved it...keep it up!!
-Amber-
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haha- that's awesome! that gave me a chuckle you held a mighty fine rhyme scheme as well- great write!
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ROFL this is so funny.. what's worse is that I had to read it to my friend, who happens to be a guy, outloud. And he was laughing the whole way through. It was great and funny and I loved it, excellent job.
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Awesome
I love this!!! Its kind of the antithesis of my work on the same subject...check it out, you might get a good laugh at the polarity. Very funny, I had some great out loud laughs and enjoyed every minute of this work. I'll be sure to check out more of your work! -
dag it man! i so love this ! wooo hooo you rock! this was hot and funny as heck with that suprise ending! gotta love that. awesome simply awesome
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TeeHeeHee! This is so flippin foony! I loved the end...haha! Makes me laugh!
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wow.
lol this was soooo funny...loli liked it...im gonna give u 10 points, and a place onmy faves list...very nice. -
WOW !!!! Good write...
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Well.. If I cant say something nice i am not going to say anything at all... okay it is a nice write.. a few parts i would like to growl at but i am trying to be nice so well.. Yeah!
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