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Life [One-Liner]

Life is the only sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.

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My friend said this to me once.....made me crack up laughing. I enjoyed it, even of no one else will.
Written April 1st, 2005

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  • Esperanta Toironen
    October 20, 2005
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    lol this is terrific! Kudos to your friend.

    Also, Dom and LOST kick bum.

  • RohenDar
    April 6, 2005
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    this is definitly another look on life but it still remains true... I like that kinda dark twist of humor

    good luck and congratulate your friend with it


  • supermansdead
    April 5, 2005
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    Ha, that's B-E-A-U-tiful... I have to spread that one around... funny and true- or as my asshole friends will say, "witty"! Ha, thanks for sharing, made me laugh!

    ~Andrew


  • silver bugs
    April 4, 2005
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    Lol I like this. Your friend is obviously very wise It's very realistic and powerful..With a hint of humor Just right. Beautiful one-liner, great stuff. Thanks for entering and best of luck.
    ~Lana


  • Dropp Deadd
    April 1, 2005
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    this is one cool line!


  • antique
    April 1, 2005
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    this is so true

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