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'Happy Tails of Pain' Campfire Song

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sung to the tune of Roy Rogers 'Happy Trails'- hear it!

 


'Happy tails to you
with my implements of pain!
(Whip-crack!)
With cocktails we’ll muse
your brand on my membrane!
(Yee-how!)


 

We'll get excited well with cowboy jel, together
we'll get another drink from our cowboy blender...

 


Happy tails for you! (weeeee!)
'Cause we'll do it all agaaaaaaain!'




Author notes

Well, that about covers all of the options!

Written March 26th, 2005

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  • blueeyestexas
    August 30, 2005
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    LMAO!!! Oh, Lord...okay, now I know what I am up against....hee hee....You know, just because I live in Texas, doesn't mean I fantasize about cowboys...although I do.....I have to send my friend Diane over here for a sing a long....

    LMAO...too rich!

    Peace, Kelly


  • wbiro gold member
    August 15, 2005
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    I finally appreciated this comment!


  • FallingSideways silver member
    August 14, 2005
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    Humorous indeed and love the innuendos
    This was much needed
    -orphan G


  • wbiro gold member
    August 5, 2005
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    Did you click on the original song and listen? You probably never heard it since it's from the 1950's!

  • nolonger
    August 5, 2005
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    Grandfather, this was great. "cowboygel" I LOVED IT< woohhooo, I nearly felt like puttin on chapps and a hat and boots and nothin else crackin a whip and gettn dirty (bad to say to my grandfather) you didnt hear that!!!
    great write as always
    ~ vini ~


  • Touchof1der silver member
    March 26, 2005
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    I do believe that you have been bitten and smitten but the wenches of Allpoetry my friend. Where else can you get such lasting satisfaction! Great job as always my friend. You always go that extra mile... such a delight to see. Good luck in the contest!
    ♥ Kimberly


  • cosmicrose
    March 26, 2005
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    Ya know... I have ta admire a man that will deliberately go outa his way ta cover all the basis like you have buckaroo. Pst.... but I get tha impression that Happy TAILS might be more appropriate in this here write of yourn.


  • x9Nocturnal9x
    March 26, 2005
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    I played the music to go with it and you're right it did fit with it I like your version better than the original! Another well-written write from you I'm glad you found your way on my favorites!
    -Lis


  • Edna Sweetlove
    March 26, 2005
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    I'm impressed with the visuals but I don't understand the rest of it and I am deeply suspicious and fearful as to what "cowboy gel" might be....


  • Delicate Jaded
    March 26, 2005
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    Lol. I am not sure which version I like best
    But its worth an applaud so why not!
    Well done.
    Samantha xxx


  • Pamela A Lamppa silver member
    March 26, 2005
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    Well ride 'em cowboy. I think you've done it!

  • forever-broken
    March 26, 2005
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    oh wow.... very nice... lol! ummm...... it made me laugh i have to admit it did... it brought a smile to my face... i just wish that i could write happy things like this... just things that bring smiles to peoples faces... but i always seem to write things that are kinda sad.... even when i feel happy emotions and i want to write on them and i do it always ends up to be sad... but oh well... this shouldn't be about me, it should be about you... well... anyways... awesome write... keep up the wonderful work!


    -Eve-

  • Shadowraven
    March 26, 2005
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    Yeah, this poem was great. Thanks for the laugh and the good read.


  • Princess Muse silver member
    March 26, 2005
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    Tory struts in with her cowgirl hat tipped to the right and bright baby blues peaking out beneath the rim Mmmmm...cowboy! So you want to ride some wenches do you??? The leather whip and all...Ah...Turn about is fair play you know... Tory cracks the whip on the dry earth Let's play a little round-up Wench style!
    Tory Lin

  • social-chaos
    March 26, 2005
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    Excellent

    That was great!


  • Rose Dark Thorn silver member
    March 26, 2005
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    Nicely written. Not sure what else to say! You got the cowboy buckeroo thing perfect here!


  • Pamela
    March 26, 2005
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    You be aimin' to please now..ain't ya boy?
    That 'bout covers it..yep! surely does! lol
    ~Pamela

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